Kumquat!! Have you ever had a pet chicken named Lucky, run away from home ... ??

I am simply beside myself .... Poor Lucky ran away ... and I have not been able to eat or sleep ....





I can't even bring myself to drink Tequila anymore ..... :(





Can anyone out there say something to COMFORT me .... ?





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Thanks! xoxoxo

Kumquat!! Have you ever had a pet chicken named Lucky, run away from home ... ??
If you love something, you have to set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it. There's no reason you can't have a Christmas chicken this year, marinate him in the tequila and tell me what time to be there for dinner!
Reply:i had a pet chicken too but named Henrietta who never layed eggs and she became our meal
Reply:check across the road....
Reply:darn it...there went dinner ;(
Reply:i'm so sorry your chicken flew the coop and that you haven't found him yet. hope for the best and maybe today he'll come home. i had a cute little dog named lucky.
Reply:If this has got you off your tequila, it must be horrendous. But here's a riddle to take your mind away. Based on your word . . .





If a watermelon is full of water, what is a kumquat full of?




































































Seeds! Geez, what were you thinking?
Reply:have you checked the microwave?