like oranges ,limes ,lemons, kumquats...ect
Can ferrets have citris fruits?
dont they just drink blood???
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Monday, May 17, 2010
Random contest?
seriously Im talking bout kumquats, dojos, wallpaper, and all of the gummy bears in that that orangutans fire hydrant shaped pocket. are you ready? ready. set. thermoluminescence. And yes all of these words are real except for dojos.
Random contest?
Cool did i win
Reply:dojos is a real words but anyways
I just say down to watch some natruto when i pizzia shaped like a frog started rapping in frenc. wow that was .......... SUPA fly. then this guy broke through the window and yelled oh yeah i AM one fly guy!!! bu of course he was wearing the cooliest shoes EVA white vans with pink flamingoes
Reply:paris hilton just walked into my living room with an AK-47 and demanded that i give her the mouse to my computer. she then told the mouse that it had better stop drinking and get into rehab. she was then chased out of the house by my brother, who is enraged by the sight of blondes. after which we decided that in celebration we should go on vacation to south africa. we got there and were imediately taken hostage by screaming baboons. they took us to their leader, who turned out to be Harry Potter. he then said it was all a misunderstanding, and we should all go home.
Reply:BOONDOGGLE- wasteful project or not needed
CHUCK-FARTHING- game of skill
DUMBLEDORE- Guess what its not from harry potter it means a type of bee
ESCULENT- edible (yummy)
FLIBBERTIGIBBET- excessively talkative person (blah blah...............etc...)
GOWPEN- double handful
INWIT- wisdom
JOSSER- outsider
KNUCKER- water demon
LOLLYGAG- fool around
find more at following link
Reply:i just drowned my rubber ducky in the bathtub, and sang 'slipped away' backwards did you know that i am in love with a cartoon caracter?
Reply:dojos is a real word. okay but you know Saturday nights all by yourself with your gummy bear pocket is kinda weird so just go get some Hawaiian pizza. Seriously.
Reply:Do me a favor. Next time you decide to trip out on acid, DO NOT log onto Y!A!
Reply:chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
Reply:ummm im quite confused!!!
Reply:What?
Reply:WTF are you talking about????????????????????
Reply:Dude, I'm soo lost right now. lol
Reply:Ok. Right over here. They have your white jacket all cleaned and ready for you...lol
Reply:i have no clue what you want us to do.......
Reply:dojos is a real word
Random contest?
Cool did i win
Reply:dojos is a real words but anyways
I just say down to watch some natruto when i pizzia shaped like a frog started rapping in frenc. wow that was .......... SUPA fly. then this guy broke through the window and yelled oh yeah i AM one fly guy!!! bu of course he was wearing the cooliest shoes EVA white vans with pink flamingoes
Reply:paris hilton just walked into my living room with an AK-47 and demanded that i give her the mouse to my computer. she then told the mouse that it had better stop drinking and get into rehab. she was then chased out of the house by my brother, who is enraged by the sight of blondes. after which we decided that in celebration we should go on vacation to south africa. we got there and were imediately taken hostage by screaming baboons. they took us to their leader, who turned out to be Harry Potter. he then said it was all a misunderstanding, and we should all go home.
Reply:BOONDOGGLE- wasteful project or not needed
CHUCK-FARTHING- game of skill
DUMBLEDORE- Guess what its not from harry potter it means a type of bee
ESCULENT- edible (yummy)
FLIBBERTIGIBBET- excessively talkative person (blah blah...............etc...)
GOWPEN- double handful
INWIT- wisdom
JOSSER- outsider
KNUCKER- water demon
LOLLYGAG- fool around
find more at following link
Reply:i just drowned my rubber ducky in the bathtub, and sang 'slipped away' backwards did you know that i am in love with a cartoon caracter?
Reply:dojos is a real word. okay but you know Saturday nights all by yourself with your gummy bear pocket is kinda weird so just go get some Hawaiian pizza. Seriously.
Reply:Do me a favor. Next time you decide to trip out on acid, DO NOT log onto Y!A!
Reply:chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
Reply:ummm im quite confused!!!
Reply:What?
Reply:WTF are you talking about????????????????????
Reply:Dude, I'm soo lost right now. lol
Reply:Ok. Right over here. They have your white jacket all cleaned and ready for you...lol
Reply:i have no clue what you want us to do.......
Reply:dojos is a real word
What is the "sourest" edible fruit?
Im not sure its possible to tell, because as far as I know theres no measurment for sour taste.
Its so I can buy one for a cooking novelty. I already keep a bag of Naga Jolokias, the hottest fruit, in my salad drawer. I heard somewhere that its ment to be Kumquats or Soursap. But Ive tried both fruits and they weren't that sour.
A scientific awnser would be great. Cheers, Gavin.
What is the "sourest" edible fruit?
The Tamarind fruit is the most sour edible fruit on the planet.
Tamarinds are evergreen trees that can grow to 80 feet high. The fruit of this tree is a 3 - 8 inch long, brown, irregularly curved pods. As the pods mature, they fill out somewhat and the juicy, acidulous pulp turns brown or reddish-brown. When fully ripe, the shells are brittle and easily broken. The pulp dehydrates to a sticky paste enclosed by a few coarse stands of fiber. The pods may contain from 1 to 12 large, flat, glossy brown, obovate seeds embedded in the brown, edible pulp.
To make use of the edible sour pulp, you soak the pods and then blend with enough water to form a paste in your blender. You then strain through cheese cloth to form a tamarind sauce. Some times you have to take the tamarind juice and put it back in the blender with a few teaspoons of the pulp left behind in the cheese cloth to thicken it up a bit.
It is very good and what makes it so unique is that it is the most sour edible fruit on the planet. Much more sour than limes. Matter of fact, you have actually tasted tamarind before if you have ever ate "Sour Balls" hard candy. Many commercial candy companies use tamarind extract in their sour candies.
Most of its colloquial names are variations on the common English term. In Spanish and Portuguese, it is tamarindo; in French, tamarin, tamarinier, tamarinier des Indes, or tamarindier; in Dutch and German, tamarinde; in Italian, tamarandizio; in Papiamiento of the Lesser Antilles, tamarijn. In the Virgin Islands, it is sometimes called taman; in the Philippines, sampalok or various other dialectal names; in Malaya, asam jawa; in India, it is tamarind or ambli, imli, chinch, etc.; in Cambodia, it is ampil or khoua me; in Laos, mak kham; in Thailand, ma-kharm; in Vietnam, me.
You can also have more info at this address
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamarind
I hope you will find my research satisfactory.
PS: You can find small blocks of seedless tamarind pulp for a few bucks at most Asian grocery stores.
Reply:Lemons and Limes
Reply:Fruit varies, even within the same group. I've had lemons from the same tree have different "sourness" -- but overall I would say the lemon is the most sour to me, but I love it.
I've also hear that the fruit of a hybrid orange-lemon-naartjie tree is the most sour - but I have no first hand (or is that first tongue) evidence.
Its so I can buy one for a cooking novelty. I already keep a bag of Naga Jolokias, the hottest fruit, in my salad drawer. I heard somewhere that its ment to be Kumquats or Soursap. But Ive tried both fruits and they weren't that sour.
A scientific awnser would be great. Cheers, Gavin.
What is the "sourest" edible fruit?
The Tamarind fruit is the most sour edible fruit on the planet.
Tamarinds are evergreen trees that can grow to 80 feet high. The fruit of this tree is a 3 - 8 inch long, brown, irregularly curved pods. As the pods mature, they fill out somewhat and the juicy, acidulous pulp turns brown or reddish-brown. When fully ripe, the shells are brittle and easily broken. The pulp dehydrates to a sticky paste enclosed by a few coarse stands of fiber. The pods may contain from 1 to 12 large, flat, glossy brown, obovate seeds embedded in the brown, edible pulp.
To make use of the edible sour pulp, you soak the pods and then blend with enough water to form a paste in your blender. You then strain through cheese cloth to form a tamarind sauce. Some times you have to take the tamarind juice and put it back in the blender with a few teaspoons of the pulp left behind in the cheese cloth to thicken it up a bit.
It is very good and what makes it so unique is that it is the most sour edible fruit on the planet. Much more sour than limes. Matter of fact, you have actually tasted tamarind before if you have ever ate "Sour Balls" hard candy. Many commercial candy companies use tamarind extract in their sour candies.
Most of its colloquial names are variations on the common English term. In Spanish and Portuguese, it is tamarindo; in French, tamarin, tamarinier, tamarinier des Indes, or tamarindier; in Dutch and German, tamarinde; in Italian, tamarandizio; in Papiamiento of the Lesser Antilles, tamarijn. In the Virgin Islands, it is sometimes called taman; in the Philippines, sampalok or various other dialectal names; in Malaya, asam jawa; in India, it is tamarind or ambli, imli, chinch, etc.; in Cambodia, it is ampil or khoua me; in Laos, mak kham; in Thailand, ma-kharm; in Vietnam, me.
You can also have more info at this address
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamarind
I hope you will find my research satisfactory.
PS: You can find small blocks of seedless tamarind pulp for a few bucks at most Asian grocery stores.
Reply:Lemons and Limes
Reply:Fruit varies, even within the same group. I've had lemons from the same tree have different "sourness" -- but overall I would say the lemon is the most sour to me, but I love it.
I've also hear that the fruit of a hybrid orange-lemon-naartjie tree is the most sour - but I have no first hand (or is that first tongue) evidence.
Has JudasRabbi done EVERYTHING?
All of my 'have you ever' questions, he answers with "Yes I Have."
Has JudasRabbi ever squirted milk out of his eye sockets while answering questions and swallowing putrid kumquats whole?
♥
Has JudasRabbi done EVERYTHING?
yes he did i just saw him doing that 5 min ago...love to judas!!!!!
Reply:has he ever seen a grown man nekid
Reply:I'm not sure about Judasrabbi, but i am doing that right now
Reply:you never know, lol
Reply:I think the more compelling question is: has he done everyONE?
Reply:Maybe.
Reply:leave Judas alone.lol
Reply:It seems he has done lots
Reply:I don't think he has given birth to a baby.
lol
Reply:he's never done me and i hope that never happens
Reply:Yes he's just good like that..
Reply:I have done alot, but not everything.
Reply:He hasn't made love in an elevator.
Reply:Almost
Reply:No he hasn't ..........
Reply:That would be amazing
Has JudasRabbi ever squirted milk out of his eye sockets while answering questions and swallowing putrid kumquats whole?
♥
Has JudasRabbi done EVERYTHING?
yes he did i just saw him doing that 5 min ago...love to judas!!!!!
Reply:has he ever seen a grown man nekid
Reply:I'm not sure about Judasrabbi, but i am doing that right now
Reply:you never know, lol
Reply:I think the more compelling question is: has he done everyONE?
Reply:Maybe.
Reply:leave Judas alone.lol
Reply:It seems he has done lots
Reply:I don't think he has given birth to a baby.
lol
Reply:he's never done me and i hope that never happens
Reply:Yes he's just good like that..
Reply:I have done alot, but not everything.
Reply:He hasn't made love in an elevator.
Reply:Almost
Reply:No he hasn't ..........
Reply:That would be amazing
*** 2 THE DArK SIDE?
welcome to the dark side. here we have ketchup but no mustard. peanut butter but no jelly. we have potato but no corn. why? because kumquats rule. guinea pigs respond MEEP to this question. emo unicorns respond IM HIGH. vampires reply SUN SUN GO AWAY. werewolves type AROOOOOO. all aliens should type KILL ALL HUMANS (that includes all robots as well). and everyone else, go pee on a beaver and then fall off a rainbow u frickin preps.
oh and if ur a ghost, u suck. DIE. oh wait... ur dead
*** 2 THE DArK SIDE?
You're bald, aren't you? Sorry about that.
Reply:GO FALL OFF A RAINBOW AND LAND ON A UNICORN!!!
Reply:what? are you bored or somethin?
Bad Teeth
oh and if ur a ghost, u suck. DIE. oh wait... ur dead
*** 2 THE DArK SIDE?
You're bald, aren't you? Sorry about that.
Reply:GO FALL OFF A RAINBOW AND LAND ON A UNICORN!!!
Reply:what? are you bored or somethin?
Bad Teeth
Any Citrus Farmers or people?
I need some help figuring out a few things about it...
How do you harvest oranges or kumquats.. by hand?
How much do you spend a year on the farm and how much do you profit from it?
What types of fertilizers do you use if any?
Any Citrus Farmers or people?
Pretty much same as Paul in San Diego. I live in South Marion County Florida %26amp; mine are hand-picked. Once you do it 1 yr or so, you pretty much know a general date to pick but u shouldn't have to pull or twist too much to get the fruit off tree.
My kumquats were ripe approx 3-4 weeks ago, my tangerines ripe at Christmas and other oranges in January. There generally isn't a great profit in this...period. No matter the size of your grove. I go to Porter's Nursery and they have these colorful bags (orange %26amp; green) of Citrus Fertilizer which I put at the base of all of my trees.
Not sure where you live but you can visit the writer Marjorie Rawlings homestead which is owned by Univ of Florida-Gainesville %26amp; located in Cross Creek Florida. Tours daily %26amp; caretakers inform you on everything including how they take care of their great variety of citrus. I only say this because this is a great place to plan a vacation to %26amp; the cemetary for the real life characters of "Cross Creek/Yearling" books is a few miles from house %26amp; it is all sooo interesting. Yearling Restaurant in the area too.
Reply:Just pluck them off the tree by hand when they're completely orange. Growers usually hire laborers to pick the fruit. They get paid by how much they pick.
I don't have a farm, but I have kumquat, lime, and tangerine trees.
Use a granular fertilizer that is specifically designed for citrus and avocados. You just sprinkle it on the ground around the base of the tree and water it in.
How do you harvest oranges or kumquats.. by hand?
How much do you spend a year on the farm and how much do you profit from it?
What types of fertilizers do you use if any?
Any Citrus Farmers or people?
Pretty much same as Paul in San Diego. I live in South Marion County Florida %26amp; mine are hand-picked. Once you do it 1 yr or so, you pretty much know a general date to pick but u shouldn't have to pull or twist too much to get the fruit off tree.
My kumquats were ripe approx 3-4 weeks ago, my tangerines ripe at Christmas and other oranges in January. There generally isn't a great profit in this...period. No matter the size of your grove. I go to Porter's Nursery and they have these colorful bags (orange %26amp; green) of Citrus Fertilizer which I put at the base of all of my trees.
Not sure where you live but you can visit the writer Marjorie Rawlings homestead which is owned by Univ of Florida-Gainesville %26amp; located in Cross Creek Florida. Tours daily %26amp; caretakers inform you on everything including how they take care of their great variety of citrus. I only say this because this is a great place to plan a vacation to %26amp; the cemetary for the real life characters of "Cross Creek/Yearling" books is a few miles from house %26amp; it is all sooo interesting. Yearling Restaurant in the area too.
Reply:Just pluck them off the tree by hand when they're completely orange. Growers usually hire laborers to pick the fruit. They get paid by how much they pick.
I don't have a farm, but I have kumquat, lime, and tangerine trees.
Use a granular fertilizer that is specifically designed for citrus and avocados. You just sprinkle it on the ground around the base of the tree and water it in.
Click on paste......?
and thats the answer.
poll: blueberries or kumquats?
my answer: Reefer Madness (1936)
Click on paste......?
Actually, I much prefer STRAWBERRIES but, sure, blueberries will do.
Reefer madness, huh? Sorry, anything having to do with marijuana reminds me of my ex-pothead ex-boyfriend who, despite religiously attending Narcotics Anonymous, acted line he was stoned sometimes and eventually broke my heart when he got involved with an Attention Deficit Disordered jeweler.
I'm not making this up.
Reply:kumquats
Reply:What is this talking about. I get the poll... I get what Reefer Madness was/is... but I don't know why it would be an answer to that poll... and further more, I don't understand what click on paste is all about...
I got reported for this "no question" type of question... I hope whoever reported me doesn't report you.
Kumquats all the way... =)
Reply:Blueberries or are they Huckleberries???
poll: blueberries or kumquats?
my answer: Reefer Madness (1936)
Click on paste......?
Actually, I much prefer STRAWBERRIES but, sure, blueberries will do.
Reefer madness, huh? Sorry, anything having to do with marijuana reminds me of my ex-pothead ex-boyfriend who, despite religiously attending Narcotics Anonymous, acted line he was stoned sometimes and eventually broke my heart when he got involved with an Attention Deficit Disordered jeweler.
I'm not making this up.
Reply:kumquats
Reply:What is this talking about. I get the poll... I get what Reefer Madness was/is... but I don't know why it would be an answer to that poll... and further more, I don't understand what click on paste is all about...
I got reported for this "no question" type of question... I hope whoever reported me doesn't report you.
Kumquats all the way... =)
Reply:Blueberries or are they Huckleberries???
What fruits can I grow on my bedroom windowsill?
I have been looking at plants such as kumquats. I live in England (considering climate) and I think my window faces north east to north north east (Google Earth)
What fruits can I grow on my bedroom windowsill?
Kumquats can make good house plants but will need at least half a day of direct sunlight. Also turn the pot occasionally so that it gets an even distribution of light all round or else it will grow in one direction. Mist it occasionally and give it a citrus feed during the growing season.
You could try growing cape gooseberry (physalis peruviana) but its only an annual so will have to be discarded after it has fruited.
Reply:How about Mini Citrus? Meyer Lemons are quite hardy and do well indoors in a sunny place.
Reply:I think ever bearing strawberry plants would be nice.
Reply:I do not think you have enough sun. Fruits and vegetables need more of a southerly facing exposure to produce.....
Reply:Windowsills are usually too narrow to hold plants that need some room to breathe. A table in front of the window could work if you have enough space for it. Your window faces away from the sun and this could be a problem. I'd stay with an indoor foliage plant like sanseveria (a.k.a. snake plant/mother-in-law's tongue) which can exist in lower light and with a very upright leaf. You can even get a bird's nest variety.
Kumquat plants, although smaller than other citrus, still require much more space and they need summer temps of 25-38C. They may be enticing, but, they surely spell DISAPPOINTMENT if you want to grow them indoors.
The Muse
Reply:Many passionfruit vines will grow well on windowsills, and are decorative as well.
What fruits can I grow on my bedroom windowsill?
Kumquats can make good house plants but will need at least half a day of direct sunlight. Also turn the pot occasionally so that it gets an even distribution of light all round or else it will grow in one direction. Mist it occasionally and give it a citrus feed during the growing season.
You could try growing cape gooseberry (physalis peruviana) but its only an annual so will have to be discarded after it has fruited.
Reply:How about Mini Citrus? Meyer Lemons are quite hardy and do well indoors in a sunny place.
Reply:I think ever bearing strawberry plants would be nice.
Reply:I do not think you have enough sun. Fruits and vegetables need more of a southerly facing exposure to produce.....
Reply:Windowsills are usually too narrow to hold plants that need some room to breathe. A table in front of the window could work if you have enough space for it. Your window faces away from the sun and this could be a problem. I'd stay with an indoor foliage plant like sanseveria (a.k.a. snake plant/mother-in-law's tongue) which can exist in lower light and with a very upright leaf. You can even get a bird's nest variety.
Kumquat plants, although smaller than other citrus, still require much more space and they need summer temps of 25-38C. They may be enticing, but, they surely spell DISAPPOINTMENT if you want to grow them indoors.
The Muse
Reply:Many passionfruit vines will grow well on windowsills, and are decorative as well.
Please can you add to this list of inherently funny words?
winkle
kumquats
spatula
pants
Please can you add to this list of inherently funny words?
Widget
Banana
Gargantuan
Spelunking
Smegma
Flange
Blancmange
Saskatchewan
Reply:Hullaballoo
Weinershcnitzel
Kerfuffle
Reply:widgie
Reply:BARNICLE.
hahahah!
Reply:i agree i do not think they are funny
Reply:how about;
periwinkle
knickers
pamplemousse (french for grapefruit)
slug
EDIT: OMG to the person below me, those are the best! hahahaha! why didn't i think of them?
oh i've thought of another one - SOCK! hahahaha!
Reply:Poppadom !
Noodle!
Spoon!
Reply:Pimple.
Reply:done. can you add twatty and blabber jabba
Reply:Bottom Sphincter and Farce.
Sounds a bit like a firm of solicitors!!
Reply:Cak! lol
Reply:the most funniest............poop..............
Reply:LOLLIGAGGING. i love using that word!
Reply:poo bum wee!
Knickers
Toilet humour, spending too much time with my kids!
Reply:"taint" =)
Reply:I Like the word Splodge
Reply:piddle
shitzu
Reply:@rse
slurp
yonks
ninkompoop
upchuck.................
Reply:And why should we add words to the "funny list " (as you call it) that aren't funny?
how to grow lily
kumquats
spatula
pants
Please can you add to this list of inherently funny words?
Widget
Banana
Gargantuan
Spelunking
Smegma
Flange
Blancmange
Saskatchewan
Reply:Hullaballoo
Weinershcnitzel
Kerfuffle
Reply:widgie
Reply:BARNICLE.
hahahah!
Reply:i agree i do not think they are funny
Reply:how about;
periwinkle
knickers
pamplemousse (french for grapefruit)
slug
EDIT: OMG to the person below me, those are the best! hahahaha! why didn't i think of them?
oh i've thought of another one - SOCK! hahahaha!
Reply:Poppadom !
Noodle!
Spoon!
Reply:Pimple.
Reply:done. can you add twatty and blabber jabba
Reply:Bottom Sphincter and Farce.
Sounds a bit like a firm of solicitors!!
Reply:Cak! lol
Reply:the most funniest............poop..............
Reply:LOLLIGAGGING. i love using that word!
Reply:poo bum wee!
Knickers
Toilet humour, spending too much time with my kids!
Reply:"taint" =)
Reply:I Like the word Splodge
Reply:piddle
shitzu
Reply:@rse
slurp
yonks
ninkompoop
upchuck.................
Reply:And why should we add words to the "funny list " (as you call it) that aren't funny?
how to grow lily
Do you believe THIS negative calorie food thing?? xox?
NEGATIVE CALORIE FOODS
true or not, the foods below are considered to be negative calorie foods which means they burn more calories during the eating and digestion process (quanity considering) than the item has calories itself.
The Good And The BAD
apples
apricots
artichokes
asparagus
beet greens
beets
blackberries
blueberries
broccoli
brussels sprouts
buffalo fish
cabbage
cantaloupe
carrots
cauliflower
celeriac
celery
cherries
chervil
chicory
chinese cabbage
chives
clams
cod
corn
crabs
cranberries
cucumbers
currants
damson plum
dandelion greens
eggplant
endive
flounder
frogs legs
garlic
grapefruit
grapes
green beans
honeydew
huckleberries
kale
kohlrabi
kumquats
leeks
lemons
lettuce
limes
lobster
loganberries
mangoes
mushrooms
muskmelons
mussels
mustard greens
nectarines
okra
onions
oranges
oysters
papaya
parsley leaves
parsnips
peach
pears
peas
peppers
pineapple
Do you believe THIS negative calorie food thing?? xox?
Hmm. I dont really believe it, but they're still great for you, so just eat them anyways =)
Reply:i eat apples, nectarines, oranges all the time and I always have lots of energy. Or maybe it's why im naturally slim. Either way fruits and veg are always good for your and processed food usually isn't. that's pretty much all I need to know.
;)
Reply:so called "negative calorie" diets or foods are based on personal opinion not on science. it is a proven and undisputed scientific fact that proteins have the greatest thermogenic effect, then carbohydrates then fats. so the body will expend more energy digesting 3 oz. of protein then it will 3 oz of any carbohydrate or 3 oz of fat. people with the genetic predisposition for obesity and/or easy weight gain do not have normally functioning metabolism. their bodies do not expend as much energy digesting foods. this is one of many reasons why some people continue to gain weight even on a reduced calorie diet.
Reply:Most of these are actually considered neutral calorie foods (ie you don't gain or loose anything by eating them)
Reply:Well, not to sure. An expert might no.
Reply:As a persons B.M.R. (the amount of energy intake required just to maintain essential bodily functions without physically doing anything) can be 2000 - 2500 Kcals, if you just ate these types of foods you would have to eat a vast quantity just to maintain body mass, add in work, if you walk say, 5 miles per day, you would need to consume the equivalent to around 70 apples per day, that is going some even for the North East area Apple eating champ!!
Reply:The only one I had heard of was celery - and I believe that was debunked!
Most of the other fruit %26amp; veg contain fruit sugars although I guess the offset may be enough to make up for that.
Most greens ARE calorie AND carb neutral so can be eaten on diets.
Not sure about frogs legs - never felt the complusion to try them!!!
Reply:If it were true and you only ate those foods for 3 months then you would starve to death. It is a myth. They say you burn more calories then you get eating them but that is included. If you ate only those foods you would not get fat since most of them are healthy. You already know that the bad foods are those made by man like bread, pasta, candy, ice cream, crackers etc. Add a lot of salt to any of the above and they are very fattening.
There are more diets than ever and more people dieting than ever and yet we have the fattest society ever. So a lot of these ideas about losing weight, make you fatter. Cutting calories, carbs and fats can cause you to have a weight problem for life. It is better to eat differently. See site below and learn why lean meat, black coffee and non-fat yogurt are so fattening. The people counting calories are the fat people.
Also salt has no calories but makes you fat. This also has the quickest weight loss possible. Eat good carbs, not bad carbs. Nourish your body thin, instead of starving your body fat. Eat foods made by nature
and avoid foods made by man which are designed to make you fat and very addicted to food. 5th link on "LINKS" page is BMI calculator to see if you are overweight.
http://thinner.notlong.com
Reply:Yes.
Do you want any more answer than that?
true or not, the foods below are considered to be negative calorie foods which means they burn more calories during the eating and digestion process (quanity considering) than the item has calories itself.
The Good And The BAD
apples
apricots
artichokes
asparagus
beet greens
beets
blackberries
blueberries
broccoli
brussels sprouts
buffalo fish
cabbage
cantaloupe
carrots
cauliflower
celeriac
celery
cherries
chervil
chicory
chinese cabbage
chives
clams
cod
corn
crabs
cranberries
cucumbers
currants
damson plum
dandelion greens
eggplant
endive
flounder
frogs legs
garlic
grapefruit
grapes
green beans
honeydew
huckleberries
kale
kohlrabi
kumquats
leeks
lemons
lettuce
limes
lobster
loganberries
mangoes
mushrooms
muskmelons
mussels
mustard greens
nectarines
okra
onions
oranges
oysters
papaya
parsley leaves
parsnips
peach
pears
peas
peppers
pineapple
Do you believe THIS negative calorie food thing?? xox?
Hmm. I dont really believe it, but they're still great for you, so just eat them anyways =)
Reply:i eat apples, nectarines, oranges all the time and I always have lots of energy. Or maybe it's why im naturally slim. Either way fruits and veg are always good for your and processed food usually isn't. that's pretty much all I need to know.
;)
Reply:so called "negative calorie" diets or foods are based on personal opinion not on science. it is a proven and undisputed scientific fact that proteins have the greatest thermogenic effect, then carbohydrates then fats. so the body will expend more energy digesting 3 oz. of protein then it will 3 oz of any carbohydrate or 3 oz of fat. people with the genetic predisposition for obesity and/or easy weight gain do not have normally functioning metabolism. their bodies do not expend as much energy digesting foods. this is one of many reasons why some people continue to gain weight even on a reduced calorie diet.
Reply:Most of these are actually considered neutral calorie foods (ie you don't gain or loose anything by eating them)
Reply:Well, not to sure. An expert might no.
Reply:As a persons B.M.R. (the amount of energy intake required just to maintain essential bodily functions without physically doing anything) can be 2000 - 2500 Kcals, if you just ate these types of foods you would have to eat a vast quantity just to maintain body mass, add in work, if you walk say, 5 miles per day, you would need to consume the equivalent to around 70 apples per day, that is going some even for the North East area Apple eating champ!!
Reply:The only one I had heard of was celery - and I believe that was debunked!
Most of the other fruit %26amp; veg contain fruit sugars although I guess the offset may be enough to make up for that.
Most greens ARE calorie AND carb neutral so can be eaten on diets.
Not sure about frogs legs - never felt the complusion to try them!!!
Reply:If it were true and you only ate those foods for 3 months then you would starve to death. It is a myth. They say you burn more calories then you get eating them but that is included. If you ate only those foods you would not get fat since most of them are healthy. You already know that the bad foods are those made by man like bread, pasta, candy, ice cream, crackers etc. Add a lot of salt to any of the above and they are very fattening.
There are more diets than ever and more people dieting than ever and yet we have the fattest society ever. So a lot of these ideas about losing weight, make you fatter. Cutting calories, carbs and fats can cause you to have a weight problem for life. It is better to eat differently. See site below and learn why lean meat, black coffee and non-fat yogurt are so fattening. The people counting calories are the fat people.
Also salt has no calories but makes you fat. This also has the quickest weight loss possible. Eat good carbs, not bad carbs. Nourish your body thin, instead of starving your body fat. Eat foods made by nature
and avoid foods made by man which are designed to make you fat and very addicted to food. 5th link on "LINKS" page is BMI calculator to see if you are overweight.
http://thinner.notlong.com
Reply:Yes.
Do you want any more answer than that?
Quick survey for ya.. which do you prefer?
Peter Lorre or Elmer Fudd?
kumquats or persimmons?
dandilions or crabgrass?
migrane headaches or washing your cat?
reptiles or amphibians?
sitting on the roof watching for UFOs or attending a violin recital played by your 12yo nephew?
Quick survey for ya.. which do you prefer?
Ziggyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Peter Lorre
Persimmons
Dandilions, I still say they're flowers! The better half insists on killing them, though.
My cats LOVE their baths!
Reptiles ~ my snakes say Hello!
UFOs :)
Reply:Yes really! Sorry... Report It
Reply:-Elmer Fudd
-Persimmons
-Dandilions
-Washing Cat
-Reptiles
-Watching UFOs
o_0
Reply:Elmer Fudd
Niether
dandilions
washing my cat (the dogs like that also)
amphibians
Violin recital played by my 12 year old nephew.
Reply:Elmer Fudd, kumquats, have both (dandelions and crabgrass), never had a migraine and don't have a cat, amphibians, sitting on the roof watching for UFOs
Reply:-Elmer Fudd
-Honestly, I have no idea what that is.
-Dandelions. You can pluck those, and get rid of them for awhile.
-I don't have a cat. I'll say migraine headaches, I guess.
-Amphibians
-Funny options. But I don't have a nephew, so I'll go with the UFO watching.
Reply:Elmer Fudd
Kumquats
Dandilions
Migrane Headaches, I can't stand cats!
Amphibians, they're cuter (most of them)
Sitting on the roof watching for UFO's.
Not like I have a 12 year old nephew who plays the violin.
Reply:1) Elmer Fudd
2) Persimmons
3) Dandilions
4) Washing the cat (if i had one
5) Reptiles
6) Sitting on the roof waiting for UFOs to take me away hahah j/k
Reply:too many to choose from....they all sound so wonderful
Reply:Elmer Fudd
Kumquats
Dandilions
Washing a cat if I had one .. * just had a thought lol* shame on me
Reptiles
Sitting on the roof watching for UFOs
Thanks for making me laugh... you get a star for this one
Reply:elmer fudd-kumquats-dandilions-neither-amphibi... on the roof
Reply:who and who???
persmmons
dandilions
wash cat
reptiles
ufo's
-btw, what with the attitude, first lady?
Reply:Peter Lorre or Elmer Fudd
Elmer Fudd
Kumquats or persimmons
Kumquats
migraine headaches or washing your cat
washing your cat
reptile or amphibian
reptile
sitting on the roof watching for UFOs or attending a violin recital played you'd 12yo nephew.
since I play professional violin it would probably bring me to tears I think I'd better sit this one out and watch out for the UFOs.
Reply:Elmer Fudd
persimmons
dandilions
washing your cat
amphibians
attending a violin recital played by your 12yo nephew
lol
Reply:Elmer
Kumquats
dandilions
um....neither?
reptiles
violin recital. some kids are good, some suck
Reply:Elmer Fudd! (wascally wabbit)
Persimmons (sounds better %26amp; fun to say)
Dandilions (fun to blow)
Migrane (I am allergic to cats)
NEITHER!
Violin Recital (I am good Aunt)
Reply:Fudd
neither
dadilions (still weeds though)
washing my cat
reptiles
watching for UFO's
Reply:Idk who Peter Lorre is
never tried either, but i should, thanks! kumquats is funner to say
toughie, they're both nice, but dandelions smell weird, so crabgrass
washing a cat, i have never experienced either, but i like bubbles
amphibians
hmm if i watched ufos i would feel guilty about not going to the recital but violins drive me insane!
Reply:okay,1elmer fudd,peter lorre is too scary 2 would you believe,ive never eatten either of them! 3 dandelions,theyre pretty, 4 washing a cat 5 reptiles 6 id rather sit in my living room watching the yankees game! thanks,that was fun!
Reply:Elmer Fudd,persimmons,crabgrass,washing my cat,amphibians,sitting on the roof watching for UFOs.
Reply:Hello Ziggyman,
- Elmer Fudd
- persimmons
- dandilions
- washing your cat
- reptiles
- sitting on the roof watching for UFOs
Reply:Fudd!
'Quats!
Dandilions!
Washin' the tiger!
Amphibious lifeforms!
Watching UFO's (I've done it before!)
Reply:i hope the first lady was kidding...
elmer fudd
persimmons
dandilions
wash cat
amphibians
UFOs
Reply:elmer fudd
persimmons
dandilions
washing the cat(she likes it)
amphibians
sitting on the roof
why?
Reply:Elmer Fudd
Kumquats (so much fun to say!)
Oof, both annoying... Dandilions I suppose...
Again, oof. Cat. When I migrane, I MIGRANE.
Finally, an easy one, reptiles! Yay!
And do I really need to answer this one? Obviously the UFOs! :)
Have a great day!
Reply:1.I dont know
2.I dont know
3.Dandelions
4.Washing a cat
5.amphibians
Sitting on roof watching for UFOs
Reply:-Neither (never heard of either, actually)
-Persimmons
-Dandilions
-Washing my cat
-Reptiles
-Attending the violin concert
Fun questions! Thanks for making me think.
Hope this helps! :o)
Reply:Fudd
Persimmons
Dandilions
Washing your cat
Reptiles
UFOs!!!
Reply:elmer fudd rules, even if he does hunt
kumquats...never hear of a persimmon...
dandilions
washing my cat. Then I can get cool scars
reptiles I guess...
violin recital(even though I don't have a 12 yr old nephew)...family's more important. Besides, it's very very unlikely I'd see a UFO. Wouldn't that be a lame excuse? "I couldn't go to your recital because I was watching for UFOs. Sorry."
Reply:Elmer Fudd
Kumquats
Dandelions
Washing your cat
Reptiles
Sitting on the roof watching for UFOs
Reply:elmer fudd
kumquats
dandilions
washing the cat
amphibians
attending violin recital
Reply:elmer fudd
kumquats
dandelions
washing my cat
reptiles
violin
kumquats or persimmons?
dandilions or crabgrass?
migrane headaches or washing your cat?
reptiles or amphibians?
sitting on the roof watching for UFOs or attending a violin recital played by your 12yo nephew?
Quick survey for ya.. which do you prefer?
Ziggyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Peter Lorre
Persimmons
Dandilions, I still say they're flowers! The better half insists on killing them, though.
My cats LOVE their baths!
Reptiles ~ my snakes say Hello!
UFOs :)
Reply:Yes really! Sorry... Report It
Reply:-Elmer Fudd
-Persimmons
-Dandilions
-Washing Cat
-Reptiles
-Watching UFOs
o_0
Reply:Elmer Fudd
Niether
dandilions
washing my cat (the dogs like that also)
amphibians
Violin recital played by my 12 year old nephew.
Reply:Elmer Fudd, kumquats, have both (dandelions and crabgrass), never had a migraine and don't have a cat, amphibians, sitting on the roof watching for UFOs
Reply:-Elmer Fudd
-Honestly, I have no idea what that is.
-Dandelions. You can pluck those, and get rid of them for awhile.
-I don't have a cat. I'll say migraine headaches, I guess.
-Amphibians
-Funny options. But I don't have a nephew, so I'll go with the UFO watching.
Reply:Elmer Fudd
Kumquats
Dandilions
Migrane Headaches, I can't stand cats!
Amphibians, they're cuter (most of them)
Sitting on the roof watching for UFO's.
Not like I have a 12 year old nephew who plays the violin.
Reply:1) Elmer Fudd
2) Persimmons
3) Dandilions
4) Washing the cat (if i had one
5) Reptiles
6) Sitting on the roof waiting for UFOs to take me away hahah j/k
Reply:too many to choose from....they all sound so wonderful
Reply:Elmer Fudd
Kumquats
Dandilions
Washing a cat if I had one .. * just had a thought lol* shame on me
Reptiles
Sitting on the roof watching for UFOs
Thanks for making me laugh... you get a star for this one
Reply:elmer fudd-kumquats-dandilions-neither-amphibi... on the roof
Reply:who and who???
persmmons
dandilions
wash cat
reptiles
ufo's
-btw, what with the attitude, first lady?
Reply:Peter Lorre or Elmer Fudd
Elmer Fudd
Kumquats or persimmons
Kumquats
migraine headaches or washing your cat
washing your cat
reptile or amphibian
reptile
sitting on the roof watching for UFOs or attending a violin recital played you'd 12yo nephew.
since I play professional violin it would probably bring me to tears I think I'd better sit this one out and watch out for the UFOs.
Reply:Elmer Fudd
persimmons
dandilions
washing your cat
amphibians
attending a violin recital played by your 12yo nephew
lol
Reply:Elmer
Kumquats
dandilions
um....neither?
reptiles
violin recital. some kids are good, some suck
Reply:Elmer Fudd! (wascally wabbit)
Persimmons (sounds better %26amp; fun to say)
Dandilions (fun to blow)
Migrane (I am allergic to cats)
NEITHER!
Violin Recital (I am good Aunt)
Reply:Fudd
neither
dadilions (still weeds though)
washing my cat
reptiles
watching for UFO's
Reply:Idk who Peter Lorre is
never tried either, but i should, thanks! kumquats is funner to say
toughie, they're both nice, but dandelions smell weird, so crabgrass
washing a cat, i have never experienced either, but i like bubbles
amphibians
hmm if i watched ufos i would feel guilty about not going to the recital but violins drive me insane!
Reply:okay,1elmer fudd,peter lorre is too scary 2 would you believe,ive never eatten either of them! 3 dandelions,theyre pretty, 4 washing a cat 5 reptiles 6 id rather sit in my living room watching the yankees game! thanks,that was fun!
Reply:Elmer Fudd,persimmons,crabgrass,washing my cat,amphibians,sitting on the roof watching for UFOs.
Reply:Hello Ziggyman,
- Elmer Fudd
- persimmons
- dandilions
- washing your cat
- reptiles
- sitting on the roof watching for UFOs
Reply:Fudd!
'Quats!
Dandilions!
Washin' the tiger!
Amphibious lifeforms!
Watching UFO's (I've done it before!)
Reply:i hope the first lady was kidding...
elmer fudd
persimmons
dandilions
wash cat
amphibians
UFOs
Reply:elmer fudd
persimmons
dandilions
washing the cat(she likes it)
amphibians
sitting on the roof
why?
Reply:Elmer Fudd
Kumquats (so much fun to say!)
Oof, both annoying... Dandilions I suppose...
Again, oof. Cat. When I migrane, I MIGRANE.
Finally, an easy one, reptiles! Yay!
And do I really need to answer this one? Obviously the UFOs! :)
Have a great day!
Reply:1.I dont know
2.I dont know
3.Dandelions
4.Washing a cat
5.amphibians
Sitting on roof watching for UFOs
Reply:-Neither (never heard of either, actually)
-Persimmons
-Dandilions
-Washing my cat
-Reptiles
-Attending the violin concert
Fun questions! Thanks for making me think.
Hope this helps! :o)
Reply:Fudd
Persimmons
Dandilions
Washing your cat
Reptiles
UFOs!!!
Reply:elmer fudd rules, even if he does hunt
kumquats...never hear of a persimmon...
dandilions
washing my cat. Then I can get cool scars
reptiles I guess...
violin recital(even though I don't have a 12 yr old nephew)...family's more important. Besides, it's very very unlikely I'd see a UFO. Wouldn't that be a lame excuse? "I couldn't go to your recital because I was watching for UFOs. Sorry."
Reply:Elmer Fudd
Kumquats
Dandelions
Washing your cat
Reptiles
Sitting on the roof watching for UFOs
Reply:elmer fudd
kumquats
dandilions
washing the cat
amphibians
attending violin recital
Reply:elmer fudd
kumquats
dandelions
washing my cat
reptiles
violin
Alrighty. an either/or question for y'all:?
aardvarks or bandicoots?
Drew Carey or Cary Grant?
Daisy Duck or Daisy Duke?
King Kong or Godzilla?
old time black and white movies at home at 2am or a modern color movie in the theater?
kumquats or persimmons?
and, finally
ducks or geese?
Alrighty. an either/or question for y'all:?
aardvarks or bandicoots? I don't know what a bandicoot is, but I choose those cause it sounds cool.
Drew Carey or Cary Grant?No contest Cary Grant all the way. Classy guy!
Daisy Duck or Daisy Duke? This one is a bit tougher....I love them both, But Daisy Duke kicks more @ss.
King Kong or Godzilla? Kong, he has brains, Godzilla is just brute force.
old time black and white movies at home at 2am or a modern color movie in the theater? Home, we have better popcorn!
kumquats or persimmons? Persimmons, they are so juicy and crisp....yummy!
and, finally
ducks or geese? Ducks, geese are mean and rude.
Reply:1. Bandicoots like Crash Bandicoot lol.
2. Both but Drew more because he's funny.
3. Daisy Duck.
4. King Kong, I cried when he died in Peter Jackson's version.
5. Both but the Black and White's are such classics.
6. Kumquats since I haven't tried persimmons yet.
7. Ducks because a Goose bit me on the bottom once.
Reply:Bandicoots
Cary Grant
Daisy Duck
King Kong
Modern
Kumquats
Ducks
Reply:none
drew
daisy
king kong
modern
persimmons
ducks
Reply:Bandicoots (cuter), Cary Grant, Daisy Duke (didn't even have to think about that one), King Kong, old movies at home (because it's at home), persimmons (definitely), %26amp; geese.
Reply:bandicoots
cary grant
daisy duck
king kong
modern colour in the theater
persimmons
geese
Reply:Bandicoots
Drew cary
Daisy duck
Godzilla
a modern color movie in the theater
Kumquats
geese
^_^
Reply:Banicoots
Drew Carey
Daisy Duke
King Kong
Modern color movies in the theater
Kumquats
Ducks :D
Reply:bandicoots - love that game
can i have jim instead
daisy duck
godzilla
theater
don't know what they are
i love ducks especially cooked
Reply:Aardvarks
Cary Grant
Daisy Duck
Godzilla
Old time black and white movies at home at 2am
persimmons
Geese
=)
Reply:?
Cary Grant
Daisy Duke
King Kong
modern color
?
ducks
Reply:bandicoots
drew carey
daisy duck
king kong
modern color movie
kumquats
ducks
Reply:Or
Or
Either
Either
Or
Or
Either
Reply:Hey Ziggy... am I lost here...
Dunno those words neither those people...
No King Kong and no Godzilla please...Had my cup full of them when it was their time...no more...
Oldies... nice... I'll go for that... love them!
Kumquats are awful expensive here and not one tenth as delicious as persimmons... I was so happy recently when I saw my little tree full of flowers... gonna have some of my own this summer...
Ducks and geese are both beautiful, but geese are dangerous... you can even have them as watchers in your yard...Ducks then!
I did my homework, OK?
Aardvarks, a type of ant eater... yes, more useful than the bandicoots, a marsupial from Australia and around... rats! ugh...
Drew Carey, I didn´t remember him by name... interesting comediant.
Cary Grant, I remembered the minute I saw his picture and file... Long and troubled life... was named "the greatest movie star of all time'...Both interesting people... it beats me.
Now... Daisy Duke; from the Dukes of Hazzard... nice...I prefer Daisy duck though... more like myself... Quack!!!
Reply:Bandicoots
Cary Grant but don't like either of them...lolz
Daisy Duck! She rocks!
King Kong even though I have never seen either of those movies...lolz.
Modern colour movie
Persimmons even thought I don't know what both of those words means. This is just a guess.
Ducks!
=)
Reply:1. either
2. drew carey- i wish i could pick hugh grant *winks*
3. daisy duck! daisy duke *thumbs down*
4. king kong- sexy furry creature lol
5. modern color movie- (at home's much better)
6. persimmons!!
7. geese- aww can i take swan? lol
Reply:aardvarks or bandicoots?
Drew Carey
Daisy Duck or Daisy Duke? Who's Daisy Duke?
King Kong
a modern color movie in the theater
kumquats or persimmons? What are persimmons?
and, finally
ducks or geese. Whohoo, I know what these are! I like ducks.
Reply:Drew Carey
Daisy Duke
King Kong
Colour
Kumquats
Ducks
Drew Carey or Cary Grant?
Daisy Duck or Daisy Duke?
King Kong or Godzilla?
old time black and white movies at home at 2am or a modern color movie in the theater?
kumquats or persimmons?
and, finally
ducks or geese?
Alrighty. an either/or question for y'all:?
aardvarks or bandicoots? I don't know what a bandicoot is, but I choose those cause it sounds cool.
Drew Carey or Cary Grant?No contest Cary Grant all the way. Classy guy!
Daisy Duck or Daisy Duke? This one is a bit tougher....I love them both, But Daisy Duke kicks more @ss.
King Kong or Godzilla? Kong, he has brains, Godzilla is just brute force.
old time black and white movies at home at 2am or a modern color movie in the theater? Home, we have better popcorn!
kumquats or persimmons? Persimmons, they are so juicy and crisp....yummy!
and, finally
ducks or geese? Ducks, geese are mean and rude.
Reply:1. Bandicoots like Crash Bandicoot lol.
2. Both but Drew more because he's funny.
3. Daisy Duck.
4. King Kong, I cried when he died in Peter Jackson's version.
5. Both but the Black and White's are such classics.
6. Kumquats since I haven't tried persimmons yet.
7. Ducks because a Goose bit me on the bottom once.
Reply:Bandicoots
Cary Grant
Daisy Duck
King Kong
Modern
Kumquats
Ducks
Reply:none
drew
daisy
king kong
modern
persimmons
ducks
Reply:Bandicoots (cuter), Cary Grant, Daisy Duke (didn't even have to think about that one), King Kong, old movies at home (because it's at home), persimmons (definitely), %26amp; geese.
Reply:bandicoots
cary grant
daisy duck
king kong
modern colour in the theater
persimmons
geese
Reply:Bandicoots
Drew cary
Daisy duck
Godzilla
a modern color movie in the theater
Kumquats
geese
^_^
Reply:Banicoots
Drew Carey
Daisy Duke
King Kong
Modern color movies in the theater
Kumquats
Ducks :D
Reply:bandicoots - love that game
can i have jim instead
daisy duck
godzilla
theater
don't know what they are
i love ducks especially cooked
Reply:Aardvarks
Cary Grant
Daisy Duck
Godzilla
Old time black and white movies at home at 2am
persimmons
Geese
=)
Reply:?
Cary Grant
Daisy Duke
King Kong
modern color
?
ducks
Reply:bandicoots
drew carey
daisy duck
king kong
modern color movie
kumquats
ducks
Reply:Or
Or
Either
Either
Or
Or
Either
Reply:Hey Ziggy... am I lost here...
Dunno those words neither those people...
No King Kong and no Godzilla please...Had my cup full of them when it was their time...no more...
Oldies... nice... I'll go for that... love them!
Kumquats are awful expensive here and not one tenth as delicious as persimmons... I was so happy recently when I saw my little tree full of flowers... gonna have some of my own this summer...
Ducks and geese are both beautiful, but geese are dangerous... you can even have them as watchers in your yard...Ducks then!
I did my homework, OK?
Aardvarks, a type of ant eater... yes, more useful than the bandicoots, a marsupial from Australia and around... rats! ugh...
Drew Carey, I didn´t remember him by name... interesting comediant.
Cary Grant, I remembered the minute I saw his picture and file... Long and troubled life... was named "the greatest movie star of all time'...Both interesting people... it beats me.
Now... Daisy Duke; from the Dukes of Hazzard... nice...I prefer Daisy duck though... more like myself... Quack!!!
Reply:Bandicoots
Cary Grant but don't like either of them...lolz
Daisy Duck! She rocks!
King Kong even though I have never seen either of those movies...lolz.
Modern colour movie
Persimmons even thought I don't know what both of those words means. This is just a guess.
Ducks!
=)
Reply:1. either
2. drew carey- i wish i could pick hugh grant *winks*
3. daisy duck! daisy duke *thumbs down*
4. king kong- sexy furry creature lol
5. modern color movie- (at home's much better)
6. persimmons!!
7. geese- aww can i take swan? lol
Reply:aardvarks or bandicoots?
Drew Carey
Daisy Duck or Daisy Duke? Who's Daisy Duke?
King Kong
a modern color movie in the theater
kumquats or persimmons? What are persimmons?
and, finally
ducks or geese. Whohoo, I know what these are! I like ducks.
Reply:Drew Carey
Daisy Duke
King Kong
Colour
Kumquats
Ducks
Why do so many people have stupid questions?
i mean, honestly. people, why do you spend your days on end on this stupid site asking stupid questions. honestly, who really cares what kind of bread doesn't absorb water, or what the scientific name of mango is? they really should be playing pokemon, or eating kumquats.
get it right, get it right get it TIGHT.
Why do so many people have stupid questions?
Because There Are So Many People Willing To Answer Stupid Questions.........
there's a bread that doesn't absorb water? really????
what IS the scientific name of mango?
kumquats??????? would it be stupid of me to ask ..."What The Hell Are Kumquats?" should I make that my next question and can I find out their scientific name without sounding Stupid ??
Reply:Like for example, this question.
Reply:CAN I GET AN AMEN BROTHER? !!!!!!!
Reply:Because.
Reply:I dunno, why do you ask stupid questions?
Reply:if you got charizard i'll trade my balbasaur, blastoise and zapdos.
Reply:there a reason for the question.
Reply:Well...Its no so much that people cant find these answers on there own, its that they want to commute with other people. Yahoo answers is a fun way for people to ask those stupid questions to see who is the most intellectual and gives the most down to earth, or most reliable answer.
Personally that's not really why I'm here, I cant really sleep alot during the night, I work alot in the day and I sleep the rest and while I'm up I just get kind of lost in thought...Going here to help others who are lost the same way I get, well basically its a way to avoid my own fears in my head...Sad one might say, but anyway your entitled to your opinion, ill gracefully accept it if you think I'm a nosy ingrate for helping people out but I do it when I don't necessarily have anything else better to do than sulk so please understand where I'm coming from. Hope I helped you understand, later :).
Reply:I assume to some people their questions are not stupid. And, like children trying to make sense of the world, found this site and anonymously post the (possibly stupid) questions and others (possibly lonely souls like myself) help out to answer such/this question.
Reply:Like you've never asked a question before..
Reply:I really want to shove a banana up your ******** as.s right now.
Reply:that not mean because they ask stupid question you should ask stupid question too. if you are so smart and you get it that to be here is loseing time then why you are still here, leave us with our stupidity
Reply:Yeah......brilliant question mastermind! We all need this information. By the way, What kind of bread doesn't absorb water and what IS the scientific name for a mango?
Reply:I don't believe there are stupid questions.... just stupid people.
Reply:Why are you asking me this?
Tooth Fairy
get it right, get it right get it TIGHT.
Why do so many people have stupid questions?
Because There Are So Many People Willing To Answer Stupid Questions.........
there's a bread that doesn't absorb water? really????
what IS the scientific name of mango?
kumquats??????? would it be stupid of me to ask ..."What The Hell Are Kumquats?" should I make that my next question and can I find out their scientific name without sounding Stupid ??
Reply:Like for example, this question.
Reply:CAN I GET AN AMEN BROTHER? !!!!!!!
Reply:Because.
Reply:I dunno, why do you ask stupid questions?
Reply:if you got charizard i'll trade my balbasaur, blastoise and zapdos.
Reply:there a reason for the question.
Reply:Well...Its no so much that people cant find these answers on there own, its that they want to commute with other people. Yahoo answers is a fun way for people to ask those stupid questions to see who is the most intellectual and gives the most down to earth, or most reliable answer.
Personally that's not really why I'm here, I cant really sleep alot during the night, I work alot in the day and I sleep the rest and while I'm up I just get kind of lost in thought...Going here to help others who are lost the same way I get, well basically its a way to avoid my own fears in my head...Sad one might say, but anyway your entitled to your opinion, ill gracefully accept it if you think I'm a nosy ingrate for helping people out but I do it when I don't necessarily have anything else better to do than sulk so please understand where I'm coming from. Hope I helped you understand, later :).
Reply:I assume to some people their questions are not stupid. And, like children trying to make sense of the world, found this site and anonymously post the (possibly stupid) questions and others (possibly lonely souls like myself) help out to answer such/this question.
Reply:Like you've never asked a question before..
Reply:I really want to shove a banana up your ******** as.s right now.
Reply:that not mean because they ask stupid question you should ask stupid question too. if you are so smart and you get it that to be here is loseing time then why you are still here, leave us with our stupidity
Reply:Yeah......brilliant question mastermind! We all need this information. By the way, What kind of bread doesn't absorb water and what IS the scientific name for a mango?
Reply:I don't believe there are stupid questions.... just stupid people.
Reply:Why are you asking me this?
Tooth Fairy
Do you think they should rename certain foods?
Certain foods just have an unappetizing name...(ie Kumquats, Yogurt, Succotash, Wheat Germ, etc) Personally I think I would eat more of them if they had better names I think. : D
Do you think they should rename certain foods?
Turnip, brussel sprouts, tofu, eggplant, parsnips (sounds painful), liver (actually, anything named for an organ), and my all time favourite (for sounding AND being disgusting)... HEAD CHEESE.
The proof IS in the pudding, and the medium is the message... names do matter. Have to say I agree!
Reply:Good question. Don't forget sour cream, sour kraut and Tofu.
Reply:Good point- I never thought of that
Reply:I agree with you, except about Yoghurt. I actually like that name.
Reply:changing their names wont change the way they taste.
Reply:You would eat more of them if they changed the names? The name doesn't affect the flavor, at least not where I'm from. I'm still trying to imagine the conversation:
"Would you like some more Wheat Germ?"
"No, it's delicious and I'd like to eat more, but I don't like the name."
I just can't see that happening.
Reply:Nah....turnips would still taste awful no matter what! Same thing with radishes and beets.....*shudder*....
I love succotash....now I'm hungry! ;)
Reply:Good thought. I've always disliked 'yogurt' as a word. And Wheat 'Germ' does make you wonder, doesn't it!? Also, having several acquaintances named Pamela, it kinda bothers me to spray 'pam' on my cooking pans before cooking!
Reply:When I was a kid, I would never eat rump roast.
Do you think they should rename certain foods?
Turnip, brussel sprouts, tofu, eggplant, parsnips (sounds painful), liver (actually, anything named for an organ), and my all time favourite (for sounding AND being disgusting)... HEAD CHEESE.
The proof IS in the pudding, and the medium is the message... names do matter. Have to say I agree!
Reply:Good question. Don't forget sour cream, sour kraut and Tofu.
Reply:Good point- I never thought of that
Reply:I agree with you, except about Yoghurt. I actually like that name.
Reply:changing their names wont change the way they taste.
Reply:You would eat more of them if they changed the names? The name doesn't affect the flavor, at least not where I'm from. I'm still trying to imagine the conversation:
"Would you like some more Wheat Germ?"
"No, it's delicious and I'd like to eat more, but I don't like the name."
I just can't see that happening.
Reply:Nah....turnips would still taste awful no matter what! Same thing with radishes and beets.....*shudder*....
I love succotash....now I'm hungry! ;)
Reply:Good thought. I've always disliked 'yogurt' as a word. And Wheat 'Germ' does make you wonder, doesn't it!? Also, having several acquaintances named Pamela, it kinda bothers me to spray 'pam' on my cooking pans before cooking!
Reply:When I was a kid, I would never eat rump roast.
Pussywillows or?
kumquats... that is the question
Pussywillows or?
All signs point to---%26gt; pussywillows.
Reply:What no katkins? I like both ...
Reply:PUSSYWILLOWS OF COURSE!
They are so soft and neat.
Reply:pussywillows
cuz i love them...xxoo
Reply:What tickles your fancy?
Reply:neither The Dude
Reply:Qu'est-ce que c'est?
kumquats will be my choice.
Reply:weepingwillows too
Reply:Kumquats are for Nialists!
Reply:kumquats
Reply:Pussywillows in the yard are cool.
Reply:hon.. you forgot about platypus
Reply:pussywillows... i even like d sound of it... LOL
Reply:Neither because I don't know what they are.
Reply:Pussywillows
Reply:Duck Billed Platypi !
Reply:Hmmm, either one would probably get me into trouble. LOL That is hard to answer, sorry. :)
Reply:Why is it that this question just brings dirty images to mind?
Reply:Can I have the passion fruit please?
Reply:kumquats
Pussywillows or?
All signs point to---%26gt; pussywillows.
Reply:What no katkins? I like both ...
Reply:PUSSYWILLOWS OF COURSE!
They are so soft and neat.
Reply:pussywillows
cuz i love them...xxoo
Reply:What tickles your fancy?
Reply:neither The Dude
Reply:Qu'est-ce que c'est?
kumquats will be my choice.
Reply:weepingwillows too
Reply:Kumquats are for Nialists!
Reply:kumquats
Reply:Pussywillows in the yard are cool.
Reply:hon.. you forgot about platypus
Reply:pussywillows... i even like d sound of it... LOL
Reply:Neither because I don't know what they are.
Reply:Pussywillows
Reply:Duck Billed Platypi !
Reply:Hmmm, either one would probably get me into trouble. LOL That is hard to answer, sorry. :)
Reply:Why is it that this question just brings dirty images to mind?
Reply:Can I have the passion fruit please?
Reply:kumquats
What's the name of that tiny yellow fruit used to garnish desserts in restaurants?
A lot of my desserts in restaurants have recently been garnished with a tiny yellow fruit (quite bitter) which has beautiful transparent leaves. I think they're like unripe tomatoes and the seeds are similar. Somebody told me they're kumquats but I know they're not because I used to eat kumquats all the time in South America and they're not at all similar. Does anybody know the name of these strange fruits?
What's the name of that tiny yellow fruit used to garnish desserts in restaurants?
They are cape gooseberries, also known as physalis
Reply:Physalis. I actually bought a punnet of them from Asda last week - they're gorgeous!!
Reply:Its certainly not a persimmon or sharon fruit or kaki because they are very sweet and not small, but it could definitely be a physallis because they are small and sharp tasting.
Reply:Is it star fruit or maybe sharon fruit?
Reply:Gooseberry. In south Africa we call them Appelliefies
Reply:by your description it sounds like 'physalis'...not sure of spelling though
Reply:lemon?x
Reply:They are physalisis, not tomatoes or kumquat.
Reply:cape gooseberries, also known as physalis - they have a papery like leaf
kumquats are like little oranges but lemon shaped
physalis are lovely dipped in dark chocolate - but then what isnt
Reply:I think that what you're referring to is either a "persimmon" or a "physalis"....check out the pictures and see if either are the same as what you had on your dessert!
Persimmon:
http://www.hort.purdue.edu/ext/senior/fr...
Physalis:
http://www.physalis-online.de/images/phy...
Reply:Not certain of the spelling of this but it is pronounced
'Kumquat'. Maybe a different variety or we British have got it wrong again!
Reply:yeah theyre valled physillis (can get from any large supermarket...but theyre on offer at tescos at the mo!)
What's the name of that tiny yellow fruit used to garnish desserts in restaurants?
They are cape gooseberries, also known as physalis
Reply:Physalis. I actually bought a punnet of them from Asda last week - they're gorgeous!!
Reply:Its certainly not a persimmon or sharon fruit or kaki because they are very sweet and not small, but it could definitely be a physallis because they are small and sharp tasting.
Reply:Is it star fruit or maybe sharon fruit?
Reply:Gooseberry. In south Africa we call them Appelliefies
Reply:by your description it sounds like 'physalis'...not sure of spelling though
Reply:lemon?x
Reply:They are physalisis, not tomatoes or kumquat.
Reply:cape gooseberries, also known as physalis - they have a papery like leaf
kumquats are like little oranges but lemon shaped
physalis are lovely dipped in dark chocolate - but then what isnt
Reply:I think that what you're referring to is either a "persimmon" or a "physalis"....check out the pictures and see if either are the same as what you had on your dessert!
Persimmon:
http://www.hort.purdue.edu/ext/senior/fr...
Physalis:
http://www.physalis-online.de/images/phy...
Reply:Not certain of the spelling of this but it is pronounced
'Kumquat'. Maybe a different variety or we British have got it wrong again!
Reply:yeah theyre valled physillis (can get from any large supermarket...but theyre on offer at tescos at the mo!)
Does anyone remember this old cartoon?
I used to watch it when I was younger, back in the 80's but I think it may have been old even then!
It had a talking elephant in it, I think he was blue, and he used to get stressed alot.
He was either being chased or hunted or the jungle he lived in was being chopped down or something but he was alway really neurotic!
And he used to shout KUMQUATS! or maybe he only did it in one episode when he couldn't find any food or something, but I'll never forget him shouting it!
KUMQUATS!?!
Anyone else remember it?
Does anyone remember this old cartoon?
i think that was Babar the Elephant
Reply:barbar .... is the only eliphent cartoon i remember ...... it is still on now on a kids chanle but it is not the same i think
Reply:I think I vaguely remember something like that
But he was a blue aardvark - he had a long trunk like an elephant's
but his mouth was at the end of his trunk instead of on his face
Quite un nerving
It was part of the Pink Panther show in the 70s
Reply:yea i do remember a cartoon with a blue elephant! .was he called Bazzar?
Reply:Don't remember that, did you take any psychotropic drugs in your childhood?
Reply:Did you smoke alot of pot back in the eighties?
Reply:I'm intrigued by your description of this, as no-one in their right mind would design a children's cartoon about a blue elephant shouting KUMQUATS while running through a jungle. But, hey, it was the 80s and there were a lot of drugs out there so perhaps the writer and the script consultants all sat there in a drug-haze saying "yeah man, that sounds cool" and that's how this programme got made.
Reply:Kumquats? I'm sorry I have no idea but I'm kind of curious about it. Let me know.
Reply:i know what you're talking about but i can't remember the name either. i'll look around
edit- i've looked and can't find it. it may be horton hears a who by dr. suess but i don't think so.i'm pretty sure its not babar. i do remember it though.i believe its from the late 60's - the mid 70's. if you find it, let me know.
edit-lilcurious got it. its sidney.
Reply:Sidney from the Hector Heathcote Show
Reply:OR..
Little Blue was the story of an elephant who when having a bath one day got his mummy's fountain pen and broke it in two. The ink went everywhere and no matter how hard they scrubbed the little elephant had to stay a little blue.
Little Blue, Little Blue
Why do they call you li-i-ttle blue?
Sitting in his bath one day as some of us do.
He bit his Mummy's fountain pen and broke it in two.
The ink it splurted in the water - WOW!
His Mummy has a blue boy now.
Oh, oh Mummy, Mummy what shall I do?
They'll have to call you little Blue-oo-oo-oo
My partner remembers a cartoon with the Little baby blue elephant and I found 1 reference to it on the web the only info i have pasted above. hope this gives you a start point delve deeper into the merky world of nostalgia..
Reply:I think I remember, but I'm not sure. Was it Horton? From Dr.Suess? Sorry if I'm wrong, I probably sound like an idiot.
Reply:Its Barbar the elephant. Its still on and it isn't too old, around 30 years and now they have better and new episodes. My little bro watches it and sometimes i do too:) but its kinda kiddish to me
Reply:1970 tv show. off of cool cat known as harold the elephant
Reply:Barbar the Elephant I remember it :)
Babar the Elephant is a popular French children's fictional character who first appeared in History de Babar by Jean de Brunhoff in 1931 and enjoyed immediate success. English language versions, entitled The Story of Babar, appeared in 1933 in Britain and the United States. The story is based on a tale by Brunhoff's wife, Cecile, had invented for their children. It tells of a young elephant called Babar who leaves the jungle, visits a big city, and returns to bring the benefits of civilisation to his fellow elephants.
In the uk we had a version of it on our tv's in the 80's . Hope this helps :)
Reply:dont know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSzXlzDA7...
Reply:i do not know sorry
Reply:i think its called little blue. he got his name cos when he was playing in the bath he broke his mums fountain pen and he got covered in ink permanently. yes you are right in saying he was always stressed out.
how to grow lilacs
It had a talking elephant in it, I think he was blue, and he used to get stressed alot.
He was either being chased or hunted or the jungle he lived in was being chopped down or something but he was alway really neurotic!
And he used to shout KUMQUATS! or maybe he only did it in one episode when he couldn't find any food or something, but I'll never forget him shouting it!
KUMQUATS!?!
Anyone else remember it?
Does anyone remember this old cartoon?
i think that was Babar the Elephant
Reply:barbar .... is the only eliphent cartoon i remember ...... it is still on now on a kids chanle but it is not the same i think
Reply:I think I vaguely remember something like that
But he was a blue aardvark - he had a long trunk like an elephant's
but his mouth was at the end of his trunk instead of on his face
Quite un nerving
It was part of the Pink Panther show in the 70s
Reply:yea i do remember a cartoon with a blue elephant! .was he called Bazzar?
Reply:Don't remember that, did you take any psychotropic drugs in your childhood?
Reply:Did you smoke alot of pot back in the eighties?
Reply:I'm intrigued by your description of this, as no-one in their right mind would design a children's cartoon about a blue elephant shouting KUMQUATS while running through a jungle. But, hey, it was the 80s and there were a lot of drugs out there so perhaps the writer and the script consultants all sat there in a drug-haze saying "yeah man, that sounds cool" and that's how this programme got made.
Reply:Kumquats? I'm sorry I have no idea but I'm kind of curious about it. Let me know.
Reply:i know what you're talking about but i can't remember the name either. i'll look around
edit- i've looked and can't find it. it may be horton hears a who by dr. suess but i don't think so.i'm pretty sure its not babar. i do remember it though.i believe its from the late 60's - the mid 70's. if you find it, let me know.
edit-lilcurious got it. its sidney.
Reply:Sidney from the Hector Heathcote Show
Reply:OR..
Little Blue was the story of an elephant who when having a bath one day got his mummy's fountain pen and broke it in two. The ink went everywhere and no matter how hard they scrubbed the little elephant had to stay a little blue.
Little Blue, Little Blue
Why do they call you li-i-ttle blue?
Sitting in his bath one day as some of us do.
He bit his Mummy's fountain pen and broke it in two.
The ink it splurted in the water - WOW!
His Mummy has a blue boy now.
Oh, oh Mummy, Mummy what shall I do?
They'll have to call you little Blue-oo-oo-oo
My partner remembers a cartoon with the Little baby blue elephant and I found 1 reference to it on the web the only info i have pasted above. hope this gives you a start point delve deeper into the merky world of nostalgia..
Reply:I think I remember, but I'm not sure. Was it Horton? From Dr.Suess? Sorry if I'm wrong, I probably sound like an idiot.
Reply:Its Barbar the elephant. Its still on and it isn't too old, around 30 years and now they have better and new episodes. My little bro watches it and sometimes i do too:) but its kinda kiddish to me
Reply:1970 tv show. off of cool cat known as harold the elephant
Reply:Barbar the Elephant I remember it :)
Babar the Elephant is a popular French children's fictional character who first appeared in History de Babar by Jean de Brunhoff in 1931 and enjoyed immediate success. English language versions, entitled The Story of Babar, appeared in 1933 in Britain and the United States. The story is based on a tale by Brunhoff's wife, Cecile, had invented for their children. It tells of a young elephant called Babar who leaves the jungle, visits a big city, and returns to bring the benefits of civilisation to his fellow elephants.
In the uk we had a version of it on our tv's in the 80's . Hope this helps :)
Reply:dont know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSzXlzDA7...
Reply:i do not know sorry
Reply:i think its called little blue. he got his name cos when he was playing in the bath he broke his mums fountain pen and he got covered in ink permanently. yes you are right in saying he was always stressed out.
how to grow lilacs
Okay. edward jacob bella....that kinda question?
do you like edward or jacob? who do you think bella should go with? should bella get killed? if edward and bella don't get married, would you throw eggs at ms. stephenie meyers house? should bella become a vampire? should jacob murder her? will she get hurt again?{have you noticed in every book, Bella gets hurt badlyy?!} who hates bella? who loves jacob? who hates jacob? who loves edward? who hates edward? which book was your favorite? which wasn't your favorite? isn't bella a stupid klutz? do you like kumquats?%26lt;%26lt;lol. what should happen in breaking dawn? do you like fanfictions? do you have one? do you make fanfictions?
All random quetions about twilight series and kumquats. please answer every single one of them.
Okay. edward jacob bella....that kinda question?
I like jacob best
i think bella should be with jacob, and edward should find someone whos already a vampire, but i could live with it if edward became human and stayed with bella
i dont know if bella should get killed....probably no
no im not going to egg her house, lol
no! jacob wont murder her!
she probably will get hurt again
I love jacob, like edward, not fond of bella
eclipse was my favourite book
yeah shes a klutz
fanfictions are alright
Reply:Why do people keep posting questions about this stupid book series? They're CHARACTERS. They're nowhere near as complex as Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy, Catherine and Heathcliff, or Romeo and Juliet. It's not timeless literature. These books, their characters, and their plots will all fade with time.
Reply:Does anybody really care?
Reply:I reaaally agree with the person above me !
I personally LOVE Edward,
he just wants whats best for her
and to me Jacob is kinda pushy and all
and he kinda pisses me off lool.
I think she should go out if not Marry Edward,
lol, I dotn think she should get killed,
Yesss, I will throw eggs at her house
if they dont get married.
Yes,
she should become a vampire that way they could
both be happy, but if there was a way
that Edward could become HUMAN I would prefer
that lol,
No, he shouldn't murder her,
but it would be interesting to see what
Edward would do to him if Jacob did murder her,
I dont hate Bella,
but if Edward was a real person lmao
I wouldnt really want Bella marrying him,
Hess PERFECT =]
I dont love Jacob,
nor do I hate him lol,
I LOVE EDWARD,
I think Twilight was the best book,
cause it was just the start of the series and theres
so much drama going on
especially when she starts school
and just gets to know Edward lol,
LMAOO very random question " isn't bella a stupid klutz?"
lol, She's a Klutz but I wouldn't really call her
stupid, I think that Bella should Marrrry Edward in Breaking dawn, a happy ending , I really don't
want a sad ending in Breaking Dawn,
Yes I like fanfictions, No I dont have one,
and I dontn make them lol.
Hopee I helpedd :)
lol That was pretty fun :)
Reply:my favourite is the first one it has lots of action but the second one really gives lots of answers. as far am concerned i want Bella to become a vampire and i want Bella to pick Edward coz he might be a bloodsucker but he still loves Bella very much,and he is fighting his nature every second he is with her beside if she picks Jacob it wont be fare on him coz she will never love him as much as she loves her prince charming. i feel relay sorry for Jake coz he is extremely good and she almost kissed him. i don't want Bella, Edward or Jacob to die. i wont throw eggs at Stephanie if Edward and Bella didn't get married but i would definitely throw the book on my wall like i do every now and then
i love this book and i don't want it ruined, i hope Stephanie gets it right like she did in all her three books
Reply:Edward-- Quite possibly the worst character I've ever run across. I loathe him. Sometimes he's eerily and frustratingly and stupidly perfect, which annoys the heck out of me. People like that don't exist! Perfect men don't exist. Edward is unrealistic. He doesn't show girls what real relationships-- even relationships with true love-- are like. But at the same time, he seems like a controlling, bossy, possessive, selfish, manipulative, and overreacting idiot. I just don't like the character at all. I can't connect with his character at all because he's just too inhuman for me. He's way too uptight. He holds Bella back and restricts her. I hate how she is constantly moaning that she's not "good enough" or "good looking enough" for Edward-- she's got a major inferiority complex going on. And I hate how in Eclipse, she refuses to believe anything she picks up on-- she suspects Edward's hiding things from her, and when she goes down to La Push (the day that Jake tells her he's in love with her) she says that Edward looked unhappy. But then she always says it's a "trick of her mind" or "she needs a therapist". She refuses to see him for anything but perfect, and it tires me. I don't see how it's healthy to be in a relationship like that. He's just an empty eggshell character to me... there doesn't seem to be anything beneath the surface (part of that goes back to the fact that he's just so unrealistic most of the time). I don't really understand *why* Edward loves her, either. In Twilight, they are just biology partners... then BAM, they are head over heels. But why? Because he can't hear her thoughts and she smells nice? What if he could hear them... would they have fallen in love then? Why are they so drawn to each other... what makes them "soul mates"? It just makes no sense to me. I don't understand their relationship.
I would go completely insane if I got stuck with someone like Edward. Everything about him just sucks.
Jacob--
Quite possibly one of the best characters ever. I love him. He honestly is one of my favorite characters from any books I've ever read (and I've read a lot). I love how he is warm and sweet and kind and loyal and a true friend and caring and loving. He's so easy to be around, and you can't *not* be comfortable with him. He's so relaxed and happy and easygoing. He's trustworthy... the best friend you could ever have. He's more flexible than Edward... more open to change. He's perfect for Bella in every way. To be honest, I like Bella's character a lot more when she's with Jake. She's not quite as annoying, isn't as dramatic and emotional, and seems more like herself when she's with him. She seems... for lack of a better word... free. She makes her own choices when she's with him... they both have a say in what they will do. When she's with Edward, she's always worrying or freaking out or panicking or comparing her "pitiful self to amazing Edward". She seems almost like she's a slave to him. When she's with Jake, she seems content. Happy to be her. And on top of that, I can understand *why* Bella and Jake love each other because you can see their relationship develop throughout the books. There isn't a whole lot of development in Edward and Bella's relationship (IMO). But I can understand why Jake loves her and why he does the things he does. He's not as mature as Edward, but his love is raw... more pure (IMO). And he's not perfect-- he makes mistakes. He does stupid things. He has human flaws. That makes his love all the move impressive to me. Jake is just the perfect package to me... muscles, looks, AND the best personality EVER.
In my fantasy world, Bella leaves Edward and marries Jake instead. But that's not going to happen. Stephenie Meyer is going to give us the typical cliche "And Edward and Bella got married and she became a vampire and lived happily ever after with her 'true love'" ending in Breaking Dawn so that the Edward lovers won't hunt her down and kill her. I don't want her to even BE with Edward, let alone marry him. I'm going to throw my book at the wall if she does. I honestly hope she won't become a vampire. It's such a horrible way to live... always subjected to thirst. Never able to die. Never able to live normally. Always... there. Never ending. Just living on, while everyone else you know dies. Never feeling warmth. Always being cold. It's just a sucky way to live, in my opinion. I can sympathize with Rosalie... I would hate that kind of existence as well. I also think that in Breaking Dawn, Jake might end up dying (I say that only because there are so many Romeo and Juliet references in Eclipse).
I don't particularly like Bella in Twilight, but I do like her in New Moon and Eclipse. I hate Edward in all three books. I love Jacob in all three. My favorite book is Eclipse or New Moon (not sure which... I love New Moon because Edward is gone and Jake is in it so much, but I like Eclipse because it has the most in depth plot). I hate Twilight. I refuse to read it. It sucks, in my opinion.
Most of the time I'm not a fan-fic person. I don't ever read them because I think it's silly to try to make your own story that way. I've only read one or two that seemed like they actually fit in with the books at all.
All random quetions about twilight series and kumquats. please answer every single one of them.
Okay. edward jacob bella....that kinda question?
I like jacob best
i think bella should be with jacob, and edward should find someone whos already a vampire, but i could live with it if edward became human and stayed with bella
i dont know if bella should get killed....probably no
no im not going to egg her house, lol
no! jacob wont murder her!
she probably will get hurt again
I love jacob, like edward, not fond of bella
eclipse was my favourite book
yeah shes a klutz
fanfictions are alright
Reply:Why do people keep posting questions about this stupid book series? They're CHARACTERS. They're nowhere near as complex as Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy, Catherine and Heathcliff, or Romeo and Juliet. It's not timeless literature. These books, their characters, and their plots will all fade with time.
Reply:Does anybody really care?
Reply:I reaaally agree with the person above me !
I personally LOVE Edward,
he just wants whats best for her
and to me Jacob is kinda pushy and all
and he kinda pisses me off lool.
I think she should go out if not Marry Edward,
lol, I dotn think she should get killed,
Yesss, I will throw eggs at her house
if they dont get married.
Yes,
she should become a vampire that way they could
both be happy, but if there was a way
that Edward could become HUMAN I would prefer
that lol,
No, he shouldn't murder her,
but it would be interesting to see what
Edward would do to him if Jacob did murder her,
I dont hate Bella,
but if Edward was a real person lmao
I wouldnt really want Bella marrying him,
Hess PERFECT =]
I dont love Jacob,
nor do I hate him lol,
I LOVE EDWARD,
I think Twilight was the best book,
cause it was just the start of the series and theres
so much drama going on
especially when she starts school
and just gets to know Edward lol,
LMAOO very random question " isn't bella a stupid klutz?"
lol, She's a Klutz but I wouldn't really call her
stupid, I think that Bella should Marrrry Edward in Breaking dawn, a happy ending , I really don't
want a sad ending in Breaking Dawn,
Yes I like fanfictions, No I dont have one,
and I dontn make them lol.
Hopee I helpedd :)
lol That was pretty fun :)
Reply:my favourite is the first one it has lots of action but the second one really gives lots of answers. as far am concerned i want Bella to become a vampire and i want Bella to pick Edward coz he might be a bloodsucker but he still loves Bella very much,and he is fighting his nature every second he is with her beside if she picks Jacob it wont be fare on him coz she will never love him as much as she loves her prince charming. i feel relay sorry for Jake coz he is extremely good and she almost kissed him. i don't want Bella, Edward or Jacob to die. i wont throw eggs at Stephanie if Edward and Bella didn't get married but i would definitely throw the book on my wall like i do every now and then
i love this book and i don't want it ruined, i hope Stephanie gets it right like she did in all her three books
Reply:Edward-- Quite possibly the worst character I've ever run across. I loathe him. Sometimes he's eerily and frustratingly and stupidly perfect, which annoys the heck out of me. People like that don't exist! Perfect men don't exist. Edward is unrealistic. He doesn't show girls what real relationships-- even relationships with true love-- are like. But at the same time, he seems like a controlling, bossy, possessive, selfish, manipulative, and overreacting idiot. I just don't like the character at all. I can't connect with his character at all because he's just too inhuman for me. He's way too uptight. He holds Bella back and restricts her. I hate how she is constantly moaning that she's not "good enough" or "good looking enough" for Edward-- she's got a major inferiority complex going on. And I hate how in Eclipse, she refuses to believe anything she picks up on-- she suspects Edward's hiding things from her, and when she goes down to La Push (the day that Jake tells her he's in love with her) she says that Edward looked unhappy. But then she always says it's a "trick of her mind" or "she needs a therapist". She refuses to see him for anything but perfect, and it tires me. I don't see how it's healthy to be in a relationship like that. He's just an empty eggshell character to me... there doesn't seem to be anything beneath the surface (part of that goes back to the fact that he's just so unrealistic most of the time). I don't really understand *why* Edward loves her, either. In Twilight, they are just biology partners... then BAM, they are head over heels. But why? Because he can't hear her thoughts and she smells nice? What if he could hear them... would they have fallen in love then? Why are they so drawn to each other... what makes them "soul mates"? It just makes no sense to me. I don't understand their relationship.
I would go completely insane if I got stuck with someone like Edward. Everything about him just sucks.
Jacob--
Quite possibly one of the best characters ever. I love him. He honestly is one of my favorite characters from any books I've ever read (and I've read a lot). I love how he is warm and sweet and kind and loyal and a true friend and caring and loving. He's so easy to be around, and you can't *not* be comfortable with him. He's so relaxed and happy and easygoing. He's trustworthy... the best friend you could ever have. He's more flexible than Edward... more open to change. He's perfect for Bella in every way. To be honest, I like Bella's character a lot more when she's with Jake. She's not quite as annoying, isn't as dramatic and emotional, and seems more like herself when she's with him. She seems... for lack of a better word... free. She makes her own choices when she's with him... they both have a say in what they will do. When she's with Edward, she's always worrying or freaking out or panicking or comparing her "pitiful self to amazing Edward". She seems almost like she's a slave to him. When she's with Jake, she seems content. Happy to be her. And on top of that, I can understand *why* Bella and Jake love each other because you can see their relationship develop throughout the books. There isn't a whole lot of development in Edward and Bella's relationship (IMO). But I can understand why Jake loves her and why he does the things he does. He's not as mature as Edward, but his love is raw... more pure (IMO). And he's not perfect-- he makes mistakes. He does stupid things. He has human flaws. That makes his love all the move impressive to me. Jake is just the perfect package to me... muscles, looks, AND the best personality EVER.
In my fantasy world, Bella leaves Edward and marries Jake instead. But that's not going to happen. Stephenie Meyer is going to give us the typical cliche "And Edward and Bella got married and she became a vampire and lived happily ever after with her 'true love'" ending in Breaking Dawn so that the Edward lovers won't hunt her down and kill her. I don't want her to even BE with Edward, let alone marry him. I'm going to throw my book at the wall if she does. I honestly hope she won't become a vampire. It's such a horrible way to live... always subjected to thirst. Never able to die. Never able to live normally. Always... there. Never ending. Just living on, while everyone else you know dies. Never feeling warmth. Always being cold. It's just a sucky way to live, in my opinion. I can sympathize with Rosalie... I would hate that kind of existence as well. I also think that in Breaking Dawn, Jake might end up dying (I say that only because there are so many Romeo and Juliet references in Eclipse).
I don't particularly like Bella in Twilight, but I do like her in New Moon and Eclipse. I hate Edward in all three books. I love Jacob in all three. My favorite book is Eclipse or New Moon (not sure which... I love New Moon because Edward is gone and Jake is in it so much, but I like Eclipse because it has the most in depth plot). I hate Twilight. I refuse to read it. It sucks, in my opinion.
Most of the time I'm not a fan-fic person. I don't ever read them because I think it's silly to try to make your own story that way. I've only read one or two that seemed like they actually fit in with the books at all.
How do you?
Eat a kumquat? I just bought some with my dad at the store but we have no freakin idea how to eat them! ;) Please don't answer unless you really know!
How do you?
What we used to do is roll/squeeze the kumquat in our fingers before eating. The rolling/sqeezing releases the oils in the skin and helps sweeten it up a little.
Yes, you eat everything, skin and all.
It still has a slight sourness to them, but not bad when ripe.
Edit... from wikipedia to show that I ain't daft and off my rocker.
Uses
Kumquats are frequently eaten raw. As the rind is sweet and the juicy center is sour, the raw fruit is usually consumed either whole, to savour the contrast, or only the rind is eaten. The fruit is considered ripe when it reaches a yellowish-orange stage, and has just shed the last tint of green. The Hong Kong Kumquat has a rather sweet rind compared to the rinds of other citrus fruits.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumquat
Reply:two ways,
1) preferably whole. eat the entire thing.
2) or if the inside is too sour for you, and it is very sour (like a lemon) inside, then you can just nibble off the skin.
Reply:You eat the whole thing. As a child my parents had a tree and I loved sour things so I would peel them and eat just the insides. It wasn't until I was older that I learned to eat the entire fruit. It's a sweet and sour contrast. Good stuff.
How do you?
What we used to do is roll/squeeze the kumquat in our fingers before eating. The rolling/sqeezing releases the oils in the skin and helps sweeten it up a little.
Yes, you eat everything, skin and all.
It still has a slight sourness to them, but not bad when ripe.
Edit... from wikipedia to show that I ain't daft and off my rocker.
Uses
Kumquats are frequently eaten raw. As the rind is sweet and the juicy center is sour, the raw fruit is usually consumed either whole, to savour the contrast, or only the rind is eaten. The fruit is considered ripe when it reaches a yellowish-orange stage, and has just shed the last tint of green. The Hong Kong Kumquat has a rather sweet rind compared to the rinds of other citrus fruits.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumquat
Reply:two ways,
1) preferably whole. eat the entire thing.
2) or if the inside is too sour for you, and it is very sour (like a lemon) inside, then you can just nibble off the skin.
Reply:You eat the whole thing. As a child my parents had a tree and I loved sour things so I would peel them and eat just the insides. It wasn't until I was older that I learned to eat the entire fruit. It's a sweet and sour contrast. Good stuff.
What fruit is seasonal in feb in florida? im looking for something and not sure what. they say looks like?
an apricot. not kumquat. something else. big in europe. anyone know, pls let me know. lol thanks! helpng my parents find fruit.
What fruit is seasonal in feb in florida? im looking for something and not sure what. they say looks like?
Lived in florida for three years, and still not sure of what you're looking for. The fruits that i thought it might be aren't close to your description. I checked my book, ABC's of fruits and vegtables, and still couldn't find anything that fits your description...anything else you could tell would help.
What fruit is seasonal in feb in florida? im looking for something and not sure what. they say looks like?
Lived in florida for three years, and still not sure of what you're looking for. The fruits that i thought it might be aren't close to your description. I checked my book, ABC's of fruits and vegtables, and still couldn't find anything that fits your description...anything else you could tell would help.
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Can you think of a fruit name that is...?
...more hilarious than "Kumquat...?" (check spelling)
Can you think of a fruit name that is...?
Kumquat...?" may take the Fortunella but
Camu Camu
aint bad
Reply:rudabegha (sp?)
lolz
Reply:maybe jack fruit and they know jack about flaver,
Reply:To Mate Toes. (Yes it's a fruit)
Reply:I think Guava is pretty funny.
Reply:persimmon or pomegranate :)
Reply:Nope. That one strikes up the imagination though, does it not?
Reply:titoki...
it's an actual fruit!
Reply:No, that is pretty good! Thanks for the laugh!
Reply:ugli
Reply:Ugli
Reply:Ha ha No no I can't.
Reply:Soursop
Reply:I want Nyet to be my doggy daddy! lmfao
Reply:lol%26gt;%26gt;didn't know that was a fruit%26gt;%26gt;lmao
Reply:No, I cannot.
Seeing that word always makes me laugh.
Reply:Richard Simmons
Reply:Ugli.
Reply:squash. hee hee
Reply:Crab apple?
Reply:guano
Reply:Kiwi?
Reply:kiwi
Reply:Zuchini
Reply:hmmmm, don't think there is one
Reply:No, but I can think of a country. Zimbabwe!
Leather Slippers
Can you think of a fruit name that is...?
Kumquat...?" may take the Fortunella but
Camu Camu
aint bad
Reply:rudabegha (sp?)
lolz
Reply:maybe jack fruit and they know jack about flaver,
Reply:To Mate Toes. (Yes it's a fruit)
Reply:I think Guava is pretty funny.
Reply:persimmon or pomegranate :)
Reply:Nope. That one strikes up the imagination though, does it not?
Reply:titoki...
it's an actual fruit!
Reply:No, that is pretty good! Thanks for the laugh!
Reply:ugli
Reply:Ugli
Reply:Ha ha No no I can't.
Reply:Soursop
Reply:I want Nyet to be my doggy daddy! lmfao
Reply:lol%26gt;%26gt;didn't know that was a fruit%26gt;%26gt;lmao
Reply:No, I cannot.
Seeing that word always makes me laugh.
Reply:Richard Simmons
Reply:Ugli.
Reply:squash. hee hee
Reply:Crab apple?
Reply:guano
Reply:Kiwi?
Reply:kiwi
Reply:Zuchini
Reply:hmmmm, don't think there is one
Reply:No, but I can think of a country. Zimbabwe!
Leather Slippers
Would you be embarassed if the grocery store checker had to do a price check on your dozen Kumquats?
lmao! I would more likely look at the person behind me and say "he-he-he she said kumquats":)
Would you be embarassed if the grocery store checker had to do a price check on your dozen Kumquats?
naw, quats ain't all that embarassing -- now the prep H ..........
Reply:No, I have yet to be embarrassed by citrus fruit!
Reply:Nice, round, firm, ripe, willing, yielding kumquats........kumquats...........uh what was the question???
Reply:No, but I might be if they did a price check on my value size box of condoms....
Reply:no but i would be really mad if he touch my banana and my nuts ha ha LOL MICHAEL D HA
Reply:No.
Reply:No,nothing to be embarrassed about.
Reply:not really I would get a chuckle from it though just saying the word is funny
Reply:no
Would you be embarassed if the grocery store checker had to do a price check on your dozen Kumquats?
naw, quats ain't all that embarassing -- now the prep H ..........
Reply:No, I have yet to be embarrassed by citrus fruit!
Reply:Nice, round, firm, ripe, willing, yielding kumquats........kumquats...........uh what was the question???
Reply:No, but I might be if they did a price check on my value size box of condoms....
Reply:no but i would be really mad if he touch my banana and my nuts ha ha LOL MICHAEL D HA
Reply:No.
Reply:No,nothing to be embarrassed about.
Reply:not really I would get a chuckle from it though just saying the word is funny
Reply:no
Did the colour go on my TV this morning or was Bill Turnbulls makeup artists taking the mick?
For godsake orange for a man is not good, we're not talking cheap as chips orange we're talking kumquat orange. But still he pouts and grins completely unaware of what he looks like, occassionally drifting off thinking about the time he tango'd like a guy completely comfortable in trouses reserved for the village people. How can sorrow be spared for those that are suffering in the news, when its his co presenter that needs our sympathy?
Did the colour go on my TV this morning or was Bill Turnbulls makeup artists taking the mick?
That's Ronseal. Bill's actually made of wood. Every 6 months the BBC News team need to sand hin down and give him a new coat.
Reply:brilliant makeup eh,,
Reply:haha :D
Did you watch eurovision song contest on saturday?
When the german guy was reading out the scores for germany he was orange and had a cream suit...twas hilarious!!
Reply:DUNNO
Did the colour go on my TV this morning or was Bill Turnbulls makeup artists taking the mick?
That's Ronseal. Bill's actually made of wood. Every 6 months the BBC News team need to sand hin down and give him a new coat.
Reply:brilliant makeup eh,,
Reply:haha :D
Did you watch eurovision song contest on saturday?
When the german guy was reading out the scores for germany he was orange and had a cream suit...twas hilarious!!
Reply:DUNNO
What 'one' word makes you laugh hysterically every time you hear it.?
Like kumquat or dictaphone.
What 'one' word makes you laugh hysterically every time you hear it.?
onomatopoeia
(pronounced ah-no-mah-toe-pee-ah ... just in case people have only heard it %26amp; never actually seen its crazy spelling)
Reply:sangolotear. Is in Spanish and it means "to shake".
Reply:ragamuffin. also, i agree with dildo.
Reply:Turd.
Reply:moist.
Reply:Boogers
Reply:midgy fib. teeheehee
Reply:Butkis....as in Dick Butkis, of the
Chicago Bears
Reply:twat
Reply:Dildo
Reply:gold fish!!!
Reply:pussycat
Reply:coochiepop
Reply:Delaware. It all goes back to a Hollywood Squares episode where Gilbert Gottfried answered absolutely every question with "Delaware." I'm giggling just thinking about it.
Reply:Potawatamie.
Reply:Hemoglobin.
Reply:Bimbo.
Not you!! LOL. the word, "Bimbo".
Reply:If u ever saw 40 year old virgin when he's holding the model vagina and the lady picks it up and she's like what the hell is this and he's so wasted and he's like
A vagina..
the way he says it is sooo frickin halarious everytime i hear the word vagina i laugh.
Reply:Lake Titicaca
Reply:seal
Reply:Cattywampus or Bungalow... tehehe
Reply:Crevice - HE HE!
Reply:Aforementioned.
Reply:My daughter's version of backpack..."pack pack." She's almost five, and still cant say it correctly.
Reply:My boss' name is Dick, and I have a hard time saying it with a straight face...
Reply:politics
Reply:my older aunt saying 'dookie' instead of poop or number two, or take a dump.......she cracks me up. she's 68 and holding.
Reply:My grandchild's name. She's only 3-1/2 but a real comedian. She'll do almost anything to try and make you laugh. Even when I'm not with her, all I have to do is thing of her name and I get a case of the chuckles.
Reply:angus
Reply:GAYLORD...
and FOCKER
Reply:I actually have a few. I have a thing for funny words. My words are: snatch (LOL-my fav), snack, Lake Titicaca, tart or fart. Ok. I know I have more, but can't think now.
What 'one' word makes you laugh hysterically every time you hear it.?
onomatopoeia
(pronounced ah-no-mah-toe-pee-ah ... just in case people have only heard it %26amp; never actually seen its crazy spelling)
Reply:sangolotear. Is in Spanish and it means "to shake".
Reply:ragamuffin. also, i agree with dildo.
Reply:Turd.
Reply:moist.
Reply:Boogers
Reply:midgy fib. teeheehee
Reply:Butkis....as in Dick Butkis, of the
Chicago Bears
Reply:twat
Reply:Dildo
Reply:gold fish!!!
Reply:pussycat
Reply:coochiepop
Reply:Delaware. It all goes back to a Hollywood Squares episode where Gilbert Gottfried answered absolutely every question with "Delaware." I'm giggling just thinking about it.
Reply:Potawatamie.
Reply:Hemoglobin.
Reply:Bimbo.
Not you!! LOL. the word, "Bimbo".
Reply:If u ever saw 40 year old virgin when he's holding the model vagina and the lady picks it up and she's like what the hell is this and he's so wasted and he's like
A vagina..
the way he says it is sooo frickin halarious everytime i hear the word vagina i laugh.
Reply:Lake Titicaca
Reply:seal
Reply:Cattywampus or Bungalow... tehehe
Reply:Crevice - HE HE!
Reply:Aforementioned.
Reply:My daughter's version of backpack..."pack pack." She's almost five, and still cant say it correctly.
Reply:My boss' name is Dick, and I have a hard time saying it with a straight face...
Reply:politics
Reply:my older aunt saying 'dookie' instead of poop or number two, or take a dump.......she cracks me up. she's 68 and holding.
Reply:My grandchild's name. She's only 3-1/2 but a real comedian. She'll do almost anything to try and make you laugh. Even when I'm not with her, all I have to do is thing of her name and I get a case of the chuckles.
Reply:angus
Reply:GAYLORD...
and FOCKER
Reply:I actually have a few. I have a thing for funny words. My words are: snatch (LOL-my fav), snack, Lake Titicaca, tart or fart. Ok. I know I have more, but can't think now.
Help identify this exotic fruit from Israel?
fruit is orange-yellow, the size and shape of a large kumquat. three large brown seeds, smooth skin (edible), juicy sweet-tart flesh. last saw them in Israel, years ago but can't remember what they're called. anyone know? even the name in Hebrew would do!
Help identify this exotic fruit from Israel?
You are talking about Shesek! (שסק) (I think it's loquat in English)
They are only avaialble for a short period of time during the spring.
I love them!
Wish I had them here!
They are soooo good!!!
Reply:more is right.........shesek(in hebrew) it is, .....shesek rocks..
flowers baby
Help identify this exotic fruit from Israel?
You are talking about Shesek! (שסק) (I think it's loquat in English)
They are only avaialble for a short period of time during the spring.
I love them!
Wish I had them here!
They are soooo good!!!
Reply:more is right.........shesek(in hebrew) it is, .....shesek rocks..
flowers baby
What do you think of this pome?
The Muse dropped in for a short visit, and whither goest the Muse, thither I must follow.
You are the apple of my eye,
You are the kumquat of my kidney.
I love you more than pie,
From here all the way to Sydney.
What do you think of this pome?
You are the Tangerine of my spleen
the avocado of my bravado
I wish that I could tell you more
so maybe we will talk tomorrow
I think your Muse thithered to my mouse... I have a bemused computer appliance!
Reply:Kumquat May this is my offer....
You are the peach in my blanc mange
The lemon in my meringue
The pips in my French Or-ange
You're more exotic than east Da-nang
You are sweet as the herbs in my quiche
As blended as the squash in my fridge
More delightful than a mascerating peach
As splendid as the great London Bridge
Reply:line 1-cliche
line 3-cliche
rework
poems dont have to rhyme
express what you want to say without the rhyming because It's not working that well for this poem. Just make sure the beat and the flow is consistent
the beat doesnt flow.
Reply:Facetious are we?
L! cliche 8
L2 kumquat humor 9
L3 not saying much unless pie addict 6
L4 relevance stretched 8
As I munch my apple 6
an eye your pome 4
my mind plans an answer 6
apple 1 and? 4
Overall, not bad for a kumquat poem! lol
Reply:And when they sing their opera,
I will return to you,
switch direction and affection
to that place called Timbuktu
Reply:Great use of rhyme.
Very funny. I liked it. Two thumbs up.
Fun for the family, and kids of all ages.
This movie will have you laughing all the way home.
Reply:Maybe i should drop by for a short visit to Sydney sometimes... It's not that far from where i live! Just an 8hours' flight. =)
Reply:I checked the rules. "One star for each kumquat."
Reply:A real peach of a poem
A plum of rhyming verse
Other poets: you showed 'em
At your abundance of talent they curse!
Reply:great.... ;-)
Reply:She sounds delicious.
Reply:I think I'll go get something to eat ...
You are the apple of my eye,
You are the kumquat of my kidney.
I love you more than pie,
From here all the way to Sydney.
What do you think of this pome?
You are the Tangerine of my spleen
the avocado of my bravado
I wish that I could tell you more
so maybe we will talk tomorrow
I think your Muse thithered to my mouse... I have a bemused computer appliance!
Reply:Kumquat May this is my offer....
You are the peach in my blanc mange
The lemon in my meringue
The pips in my French Or-ange
You're more exotic than east Da-nang
You are sweet as the herbs in my quiche
As blended as the squash in my fridge
More delightful than a mascerating peach
As splendid as the great London Bridge
Reply:line 1-cliche
line 3-cliche
rework
poems dont have to rhyme
express what you want to say without the rhyming because It's not working that well for this poem. Just make sure the beat and the flow is consistent
the beat doesnt flow.
Reply:Facetious are we?
L! cliche 8
L2 kumquat humor 9
L3 not saying much unless pie addict 6
L4 relevance stretched 8
As I munch my apple 6
an eye your pome 4
my mind plans an answer 6
apple 1 and? 4
Overall, not bad for a kumquat poem! lol
Reply:And when they sing their opera,
I will return to you,
switch direction and affection
to that place called Timbuktu
Reply:Great use of rhyme.
Very funny. I liked it. Two thumbs up.
Fun for the family, and kids of all ages.
This movie will have you laughing all the way home.
Reply:Maybe i should drop by for a short visit to Sydney sometimes... It's not that far from where i live! Just an 8hours' flight. =)
Reply:I checked the rules. "One star for each kumquat."
Reply:A real peach of a poem
A plum of rhyming verse
Other poets: you showed 'em
At your abundance of talent they curse!
Reply:great.... ;-)
Reply:She sounds delicious.
Reply:I think I'll go get something to eat ...
Why do ppl always compare Naruto to Bleach?
from what i've seen so far, they're VERY different anime's.
i mean comparing those two is like comparing me with Sakura Haruno or an apple with a kumquat.
i just don't get it.
i'm done practicing my left-hand writing
♥
Why do ppl always compare Naruto to Bleach?
Yeah, they are basically compared because of their popularity instead of their similarities.
Instead of comparing shows like Code Geass to Death Note and Busou Renkin to FMA/Bleach.... (which would be natural since they all share obvious similarities) they go by how popular the anime is and how recent they were relased to eachother.
To be honest, I love Naruto way more... but I still categorize Bleach with Naruto at times.... It's the same for Cowboy Bebop and Trigun. Both are different anime.... but because of their release dates (which are extrememly close) and their popularity they are often compared to eachother ^^
=]
Reply:lol 1. i %26lt;3 ur comparison w/ sakura and an apple
roflol xD
well, bleach and naruto are 2 REALLY popular animes that people like and talk about, so they tend to compare them
btw- wats a kumquat?
Reply:Maybe because they both are made by the same studio, but mostly because the second best anime after naruto is Bleach so people try comparing it with naruto witch is really not coherent weired though when you think about it!
Oh hey by the way I'm Calling ya da "Terminator" from now on!!!
Why you made a hole in the door even Arnold can't do it in real life!!!! XD XD
Reply:I COMPLETELY AGREE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although, I MUST ADMIT, I have did that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO KNOW WHY PEOPLE PUT NARUTO FIRST, ALL THE TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To me, the people who ::
01. Types Bleach first, or
02. Don't EVEN mention Naruto AT ALL .....
ARE LIKE BREATHS OF FRESH AIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUT THE TWO IN **ALPHABETICAL** ORDER, BLEACH COMES FIRST, PEOPLE, but that is a whole other subject !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:becos tehre stupid
Reply:people think there the same, they're both placed were they have ninja like weapons, they both have transforming things, they might be thinking on a different level than you.
Reply:i think that they compare because
it is time-consuming!
%26amp;%26amp; i LOOOOOOOOOOVE doing things
that just stall time
[im easily- bored]
thats just one of my flaws^^
Reply:Not sure, because I don't think they are alike at all. Therefore, they are only being compared because of their popularity (their one similarity). I have never been able to get into Naruto and I agree it is like comparing apples and kumquats lmao.
Evangelion and Hello Kitty? %26gt;.%26lt;
Reply:oh yeah, I don't really get those questions that's why when I answer, I say my favourite, lol...
they even compare One Piece with Naruto or with bleach sometimes, although the series are way different than eachother!
I mean naruto is about ninjas and bleach is about shinigamis, how are they alike?!?!?!?!
I guess the askers mean the genre, since it's kinda the same..
Reply:Because everybody wants to prove their taste is better even though both naruto and bleach have absolutely nothing in common
Reply:i saw both bleach and naruto and they are kinda similar..the main character (ichigo-naruto), the funny parts,..and i dunno the plot XD
btw i don't know if anyone told this allready but ichigo means strawberry ^^
Reply:Naruto and Bleach are very popular and they have similar things in common, like saving a friend form the evil person or so.
*
Reply:both are very popular and as different as they are the do have a lot of similarities
1= same genera
2=both belong viz and are published by weekly shounen jump
3= main characters are both young boys
4=both main characters have similar attitudes
other than popularity 1 and 2 are the biggest factors in the comparing aspect
ps kumquats ARE a nasty little fruit
Reply:NARUTO IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER BLEACH SUCKS
Reply:What?!
Reply:Ha ha ha....lol
Anyway, it's just that they both are the MOST popular anime here in this category......and they are both Shonen even though the plot is WAY different. Get what I mean?
Reply:It is because they are two of the most popular anime and people wanna talk bout witch one is better
Whirlpool or Strawberry
Reply:Because they're the most popular anime/manga around the world. It's also fun to compare like, what would happen if naruto goes 1-on-1 with Ichigo or which has a better story line. some people compare characters such as Tsunade and Rangiku.
Reply:All anime sucks. it just causes fights and to many weird-os at school trying to be a ninja and stuff liek that. its just weird.
i mean comparing those two is like comparing me with Sakura Haruno or an apple with a kumquat.
i just don't get it.
i'm done practicing my left-hand writing
♥
Why do ppl always compare Naruto to Bleach?
Yeah, they are basically compared because of their popularity instead of their similarities.
Instead of comparing shows like Code Geass to Death Note and Busou Renkin to FMA/Bleach.... (which would be natural since they all share obvious similarities) they go by how popular the anime is and how recent they were relased to eachother.
To be honest, I love Naruto way more... but I still categorize Bleach with Naruto at times.... It's the same for Cowboy Bebop and Trigun. Both are different anime.... but because of their release dates (which are extrememly close) and their popularity they are often compared to eachother ^^
=]
Reply:lol 1. i %26lt;3 ur comparison w/ sakura and an apple
roflol xD
well, bleach and naruto are 2 REALLY popular animes that people like and talk about, so they tend to compare them
btw- wats a kumquat?
Reply:Maybe because they both are made by the same studio, but mostly because the second best anime after naruto is Bleach so people try comparing it with naruto witch is really not coherent weired though when you think about it!
Oh hey by the way I'm Calling ya da "Terminator" from now on!!!
Why you made a hole in the door even Arnold can't do it in real life!!!! XD XD
Reply:I COMPLETELY AGREE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Although, I MUST ADMIT, I have did that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO KNOW WHY PEOPLE PUT NARUTO FIRST, ALL THE TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To me, the people who ::
01. Types Bleach first, or
02. Don't EVEN mention Naruto AT ALL .....
ARE LIKE BREATHS OF FRESH AIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUT THE TWO IN **ALPHABETICAL** ORDER, BLEACH COMES FIRST, PEOPLE, but that is a whole other subject !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:becos tehre stupid
Reply:people think there the same, they're both placed were they have ninja like weapons, they both have transforming things, they might be thinking on a different level than you.
Reply:i think that they compare because
it is time-consuming!
%26amp;%26amp; i LOOOOOOOOOOVE doing things
that just stall time
[im easily- bored]
thats just one of my flaws^^
Reply:Not sure, because I don't think they are alike at all. Therefore, they are only being compared because of their popularity (their one similarity). I have never been able to get into Naruto and I agree it is like comparing apples and kumquats lmao.
Evangelion and Hello Kitty? %26gt;.%26lt;
Reply:oh yeah, I don't really get those questions that's why when I answer, I say my favourite, lol...
they even compare One Piece with Naruto or with bleach sometimes, although the series are way different than eachother!
I mean naruto is about ninjas and bleach is about shinigamis, how are they alike?!?!?!?!
I guess the askers mean the genre, since it's kinda the same..
Reply:Because everybody wants to prove their taste is better even though both naruto and bleach have absolutely nothing in common
Reply:i saw both bleach and naruto and they are kinda similar..the main character (ichigo-naruto), the funny parts,..and i dunno the plot XD
btw i don't know if anyone told this allready but ichigo means strawberry ^^
Reply:Naruto and Bleach are very popular and they have similar things in common, like saving a friend form the evil person or so.
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Reply:both are very popular and as different as they are the do have a lot of similarities
1= same genera
2=both belong viz and are published by weekly shounen jump
3= main characters are both young boys
4=both main characters have similar attitudes
other than popularity 1 and 2 are the biggest factors in the comparing aspect
ps kumquats ARE a nasty little fruit
Reply:NARUTO IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER BLEACH SUCKS
Reply:What?!
Reply:Ha ha ha....lol
Anyway, it's just that they both are the MOST popular anime here in this category......and they are both Shonen even though the plot is WAY different. Get what I mean?
Reply:It is because they are two of the most popular anime and people wanna talk bout witch one is better
Whirlpool or Strawberry
Reply:Because they're the most popular anime/manga around the world. It's also fun to compare like, what would happen if naruto goes 1-on-1 with Ichigo or which has a better story line. some people compare characters such as Tsunade and Rangiku.
Reply:All anime sucks. it just causes fights and to many weird-os at school trying to be a ninja and stuff liek that. its just weird.
Poll: About intellectuals .... ?
Do you have any contacts that ask such highly intellectual-type questions that go so far over your head, you feel like a pidgeon-brained kumquat-sucking tadpole?
How do you respond to such question?
Poll: About intellectuals .... ?
I LIKE CHEESE!
Reply:Sometimes that happens but I return the favor. Every question that I ask is intellectual. People I know have a hard time with my questions but I'm ok with that. I like to challenge people. I like to challenge their minds. Sometimes I like to challenge their bodies too.
Reply:Yes, Wonder, sometimes your questions really throw The Cat for a loop. Being A Bengal, He is naturally more intellectual than most cats, but for your questions, he must confer with his human for an answer. However, all questions pertaining to Mormons baffle the both of us usually.
Reply:Yeah 3 of mine.. i just muddle through them the best way I can.. Aint gonna let them get the best of Kitty.. I dont want to appear stupid(which i am..LOL) but i think and do some research..I didnt live this long to give up now...i still have a brain although it might not be the brightess but i still can figure out some things.
Reply:Nope I don't have that problem as I screen out the highly intellectual type question askers. I don't want to have to think while I'm visiting here. Why should I feel bird brained? I skip those questions and look for yours %26lt;G%26gt;
Reply:What kind of a stupid question is that? Everyone knows that pidgeons are smarter that tadpoles!
Jk. There is one guy who occasionally asks about Javascript, which I want to learn but don't know.
Reply:If it's that far above me I'll just answer with a crazy and unrelated answer. at least I do answer even if it is above me, which hasn't happened but once to me. LMAO
Reply:i don''t know what the hell they're talking about, i just say anything...http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Reply:No, but some of my contacts continually bring up the subject of Siths, for which I have no comprehension at all.
Reply:Guido can't help it if Wonder's cerebral capacities are sub-par when compared to the, um, brain-boxiness of Guido.
Reply:I don't respond. I just let it go Wonder. It's best to say nothing so you won't accidentally say something dumb. That's what I think anyway.
Reply:I have a few contacts that throw some big words out there every once in a while I just read the context and try to figure it out plus I'm a good b.s er =)
Reply:I'm confused! =0
Reply:usually with another question. i feel so useless on here sometimes.
Reply:Yes...It goes so far over my noggin' that I need extra powerful binoculars to see it. Lefty gets rashes from such questions and has to grab his teddy bear...wait ...I don't have a teddy bear
Reply:i provide a rhetorical answer, and confuse them...
Reply:I have my sharp tooth Possums sniff at their answer then I whisper "Sic 'em"
Reply:I tell them they're boring LOL
Reply:Hey! I do not suck kumquats!
Reply:Yes I do. I usually just rant and then apologize for my broken beat box brain. Or I swear a bit....
Reply:with sarcasm
Reply:I concur.
Reply:yeah... BUK
I feel like a moron
Reply:ive never seen a question like that on here at all, ever.
Reply:Yeah, I simply respond as best as I can.
Reply:Whu--? I dunt unnerstan duh kwestion...
...i tink smart peepul r stoopid.
How do you respond to such question?
Poll: About intellectuals .... ?
I LIKE CHEESE!
Reply:Sometimes that happens but I return the favor. Every question that I ask is intellectual. People I know have a hard time with my questions but I'm ok with that. I like to challenge people. I like to challenge their minds. Sometimes I like to challenge their bodies too.
Reply:Yes, Wonder, sometimes your questions really throw The Cat for a loop. Being A Bengal, He is naturally more intellectual than most cats, but for your questions, he must confer with his human for an answer. However, all questions pertaining to Mormons baffle the both of us usually.
Reply:Yeah 3 of mine.. i just muddle through them the best way I can.. Aint gonna let them get the best of Kitty.. I dont want to appear stupid(which i am..LOL) but i think and do some research..I didnt live this long to give up now...i still have a brain although it might not be the brightess but i still can figure out some things.
Reply:Nope I don't have that problem as I screen out the highly intellectual type question askers. I don't want to have to think while I'm visiting here. Why should I feel bird brained? I skip those questions and look for yours %26lt;G%26gt;
Reply:What kind of a stupid question is that? Everyone knows that pidgeons are smarter that tadpoles!
Jk. There is one guy who occasionally asks about Javascript, which I want to learn but don't know.
Reply:If it's that far above me I'll just answer with a crazy and unrelated answer. at least I do answer even if it is above me, which hasn't happened but once to me. LMAO
Reply:i don''t know what the hell they're talking about, i just say anything...http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Reply:No, but some of my contacts continually bring up the subject of Siths, for which I have no comprehension at all.
Reply:Guido can't help it if Wonder's cerebral capacities are sub-par when compared to the, um, brain-boxiness of Guido.
Reply:I don't respond. I just let it go Wonder. It's best to say nothing so you won't accidentally say something dumb. That's what I think anyway.
Reply:I have a few contacts that throw some big words out there every once in a while I just read the context and try to figure it out plus I'm a good b.s er =)
Reply:I'm confused! =0
Reply:usually with another question. i feel so useless on here sometimes.
Reply:Yes...It goes so far over my noggin' that I need extra powerful binoculars to see it. Lefty gets rashes from such questions and has to grab his teddy bear...wait ...I don't have a teddy bear
Reply:i provide a rhetorical answer, and confuse them...
Reply:I have my sharp tooth Possums sniff at their answer then I whisper "Sic 'em"
Reply:I tell them they're boring LOL
Reply:Hey! I do not suck kumquats!
Reply:Yes I do. I usually just rant and then apologize for my broken beat box brain. Or I swear a bit....
Reply:with sarcasm
Reply:I concur.
Reply:yeah... BUK
I feel like a moron
Reply:ive never seen a question like that on here at all, ever.
Reply:Yeah, I simply respond as best as I can.
Reply:Whu--? I dunt unnerstan duh kwestion...
...i tink smart peepul r stoopid.
Middle School Issues? Help? pics of me included?
I'm 14, I'm not a prep, I get A's and B's, I'm thin and tall. Here's my face:
http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh232...
(I know I'm wearing a T-shirt but I don't usually)
I'm friends with good funny nice people and am usually friendly though I won't talk to preps. However I can't talk to guys. My friend is friends with funny popular guys and they sometimes talk to me but I always give short answers and I hope I don't scare them. I'm sort of afraid to talk to them though I try to be friendly and funny. Just, advice on my appearence and issues please? I went to a elementary school with like, no boys so I'm not really used to them... but I don't want to be all "Hi! What are YOUR interests?! Lets TALK!" I mean I barely know these guys. You have to understand no one really has "conversations" with boys in middle school, just maybe 10 seconds of playful talking before you move on. And what can I do to maybe look better and talk to guys?
Middle School Issues? Help? pics of me included?
Well, don't worry. I'm sure guys in your class are scared of talking to girls too. If you try to talk to a guy and they don't seem interested, they are probably wondering what to say, and worried about looking like an idiot in front of you! Just be yourself. If you talk about the weather, or sports, those are neutral topics that almost anyone has an opinion on. You could also talk about classes you are both taking.
Reply:Makeup, jewlery and drees girlie but not to girlie.
Reply:Look through magazines and look at some styles, as for personality, be yourself, people like that.
Reply:well you can put on makeup dress girlie but thats just a bit to slutty. probably just be urself im in middle school and its really easy to talk to people
Reply:You are very pretty, don't worry. If you want, dress like the popular girls, wear whatever is in style, that's the safest way to dress. It's pretty easy to do really.
The best way to talk to anyone, especially boys, is to be a good listener. Really listen to them, then summarize briefly what he said in your own words, so he knows you understood. But let him do most of the talking. Everybody wants someone to understand them. Also find something to admire in a boy, they crave that kind of attention.
Reply:hi
im in middle school too and in 8th grade i tottally know wat u mean im never sociable but hmmm i try to look confident tip:"if u cant go talk to the boyz make them come talk to ya"ok first,u could wear some makeup never wear tht much makeup cuz boyz dont like tht try a natural look something like this :http://www.grooveeffect.com/images/natur...
also try and look confident walk tall and overall have a nice personality try to talk more
good luck
BTW ur really pretty
Reply:at the most, maybe a new haircut, get your hair out of your eyes :P not because you don't look great, you would just look so much better =]
you're cute, for a kid.
don't worry about guys, they're all ******* stupid (I'm a guy btw)
don't worry if you come off as silly or stupid
just be your self, it's unlikely you're going to date most of them anyway, so you should just be your self with EVERY guy, and not worry so much, and eventually you'll befriend a guy and maybe get a bf, who knows.
Reply:i think you are really pretty, and you shouldn't change anything about how you look.
I'm 15, I think my school is a lot different from yours because guys and girls are friends a lot at my school. Regardless of what school you go to, guys are pretty much always laid back. A lot of times I'll walk up to a guy that I've made lots of eye contact with before, and just say "hey, how is your day going?" But there has to be that preliminary eye contact.
Another thing, you have to force yourself to not be jittery. Use all the energy from butterflies to look calm and relaxed. Even if you end up looking a little tense, heck, its a guy, he probably won't even notice. And chances are he will be tense too, and not even notice if you are a little tense.
Things will progress way faster and easier than you think. You won't even have to think about it anymore, you will just be able to go up and talk to them no problem.
Reply:u r so cute:)
Reply:first of all im also 14 and girl you look fine your face is super cute I understand that your not use to guys but just try it guy friends are great and sometimes like when people are mad at you or stuff like that girls judge you and guys kinda dont care they just try to make you feel better sounds like some of them like you to just become friends and go from ther
much love ,mandy%26lt;3
Reply:hahaha ur cute if they say hi just be like oh hey how are you? and theyll say good and u and it starts a converstaions ur only in middle school dont worry to much about it be urself
http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh232...
(I know I'm wearing a T-shirt but I don't usually)
I'm friends with good funny nice people and am usually friendly though I won't talk to preps. However I can't talk to guys. My friend is friends with funny popular guys and they sometimes talk to me but I always give short answers and I hope I don't scare them. I'm sort of afraid to talk to them though I try to be friendly and funny. Just, advice on my appearence and issues please? I went to a elementary school with like, no boys so I'm not really used to them... but I don't want to be all "Hi! What are YOUR interests?! Lets TALK!" I mean I barely know these guys. You have to understand no one really has "conversations" with boys in middle school, just maybe 10 seconds of playful talking before you move on. And what can I do to maybe look better and talk to guys?
Middle School Issues? Help? pics of me included?
Well, don't worry. I'm sure guys in your class are scared of talking to girls too. If you try to talk to a guy and they don't seem interested, they are probably wondering what to say, and worried about looking like an idiot in front of you! Just be yourself. If you talk about the weather, or sports, those are neutral topics that almost anyone has an opinion on. You could also talk about classes you are both taking.
Reply:Makeup, jewlery and drees girlie but not to girlie.
Reply:Look through magazines and look at some styles, as for personality, be yourself, people like that.
Reply:well you can put on makeup dress girlie but thats just a bit to slutty. probably just be urself im in middle school and its really easy to talk to people
Reply:You are very pretty, don't worry. If you want, dress like the popular girls, wear whatever is in style, that's the safest way to dress. It's pretty easy to do really.
The best way to talk to anyone, especially boys, is to be a good listener. Really listen to them, then summarize briefly what he said in your own words, so he knows you understood. But let him do most of the talking. Everybody wants someone to understand them. Also find something to admire in a boy, they crave that kind of attention.
Reply:hi
im in middle school too and in 8th grade i tottally know wat u mean im never sociable but hmmm i try to look confident tip:"if u cant go talk to the boyz make them come talk to ya"ok first,u could wear some makeup never wear tht much makeup cuz boyz dont like tht try a natural look something like this :http://www.grooveeffect.com/images/natur...
also try and look confident walk tall and overall have a nice personality try to talk more
good luck
BTW ur really pretty
Reply:at the most, maybe a new haircut, get your hair out of your eyes :P not because you don't look great, you would just look so much better =]
you're cute, for a kid.
don't worry about guys, they're all ******* stupid (I'm a guy btw)
don't worry if you come off as silly or stupid
just be your self, it's unlikely you're going to date most of them anyway, so you should just be your self with EVERY guy, and not worry so much, and eventually you'll befriend a guy and maybe get a bf, who knows.
Reply:i think you are really pretty, and you shouldn't change anything about how you look.
I'm 15, I think my school is a lot different from yours because guys and girls are friends a lot at my school. Regardless of what school you go to, guys are pretty much always laid back. A lot of times I'll walk up to a guy that I've made lots of eye contact with before, and just say "hey, how is your day going?" But there has to be that preliminary eye contact.
Another thing, you have to force yourself to not be jittery. Use all the energy from butterflies to look calm and relaxed. Even if you end up looking a little tense, heck, its a guy, he probably won't even notice. And chances are he will be tense too, and not even notice if you are a little tense.
Things will progress way faster and easier than you think. You won't even have to think about it anymore, you will just be able to go up and talk to them no problem.
Reply:u r so cute:)
Reply:first of all im also 14 and girl you look fine your face is super cute I understand that your not use to guys but just try it guy friends are great and sometimes like when people are mad at you or stuff like that girls judge you and guys kinda dont care they just try to make you feel better sounds like some of them like you to just become friends and go from ther
much love ,mandy%26lt;3
Reply:hahaha ur cute if they say hi just be like oh hey how are you? and theyll say good and u and it starts a converstaions ur only in middle school dont worry to much about it be urself
Whats the first thing that comes into your mind when i say ?
kumquat?
Whats the first thing that comes into your mind when i say ?
oi, don't be so fruity
Reply:Sainsbury's supermarket.
Reply:fruit
Reply:Fruity;-)
Reply:cop a squat
Reply:My friend Caley. When we are talking about random things, her first input is always "...kumquat."
Reply:vegetable.
Reply:YUMMMMMMY
Ate a bunch I picked off the tree yesterday.... yummy little morsels of a shrunken orange with tangy bitter juicy tastes..
Reply:You really don't want to know !!
Reply:foreigner
Reply:"Tree" quickly followed by "fruit".
Reply:A small orange?!
Reply:exotic fruit
Reply:my sister's friend who once offered me a kumquat.
Reply:eww
Reply:bombing cars
Reply:kum what the hell are you talking about?
Reply:kumquat whaaat?
Reply:avacado
Reply:kumquat, that's a funny word.
Reply:Sounds like you are sitting on the couch and I am on my knees. Love, honey
Reply:Sex and Champagne babe! ;)
Reply:what?
Reply:fruit. well, specifically a kiwi. thats my cats name.
Reply:furballs
Reply:wow!!!
sounds like a great party game!!!
see how many you can stuff in... and then kum quat?
lmao!!!
me first!
Reply:a satisfied quat
Reply:Fruit and then.....laughter!
Reply:joe its his fave word he he
Reply:condoms
Reply:Fruit,
network security
Whats the first thing that comes into your mind when i say ?
oi, don't be so fruity
Reply:Sainsbury's supermarket.
Reply:fruit
Reply:Fruity;-)
Reply:cop a squat
Reply:My friend Caley. When we are talking about random things, her first input is always "...kumquat."
Reply:vegetable.
Reply:YUMMMMMMY
Ate a bunch I picked off the tree yesterday.... yummy little morsels of a shrunken orange with tangy bitter juicy tastes..
Reply:You really don't want to know !!
Reply:foreigner
Reply:"Tree" quickly followed by "fruit".
Reply:A small orange?!
Reply:exotic fruit
Reply:my sister's friend who once offered me a kumquat.
Reply:eww
Reply:bombing cars
Reply:kum what the hell are you talking about?
Reply:kumquat whaaat?
Reply:avacado
Reply:kumquat, that's a funny word.
Reply:Sounds like you are sitting on the couch and I am on my knees. Love, honey
Reply:Sex and Champagne babe! ;)
Reply:what?
Reply:fruit. well, specifically a kiwi. thats my cats name.
Reply:furballs
Reply:wow!!!
sounds like a great party game!!!
see how many you can stuff in... and then kum quat?
lmao!!!
me first!
Reply:a satisfied quat
Reply:Fruit and then.....laughter!
Reply:joe its his fave word he he
Reply:condoms
Reply:Fruit,
network security
Why did God smite Archaeopteryx the unusual perching bird down to the deepest reaches of the fiery pits of Hel
Did Archaeopteryx sneak a bite of the Forbidden Kumquat of Knowledge?
Why did God smite Archaeopteryx the unusual perching bird down to the deepest reaches of the fiery pits of Hel
He tried to peck Noah when Noah loaded the ark
Reply:Because when he first tried it with the Phoenix, he was thwarted, and he had to take his anger out on another species.
Reply:I will quote my Geico caveman amigo "WHAT?"
Why did God smite Archaeopteryx the unusual perching bird down to the deepest reaches of the fiery pits of Hel
He tried to peck Noah when Noah loaded the ark
Reply:Because when he first tried it with the Phoenix, he was thwarted, and he had to take his anger out on another species.
Reply:I will quote my Geico caveman amigo "WHAT?"
How many calories are in a Bubble Tea WITHOUT milk? (Ex: TEN-REN tea)?
I get it iced- either Kumquat Lemon or Strawberry w/ the tapioca pearls. NO MILK.
How many calories are in a Bubble Tea WITHOUT milk? (Ex: TEN-REN tea)?
go here;
http://www.nutrition.com.sg/do/hbeverage...
How many calories are in a Bubble Tea WITHOUT milk? (Ex: TEN-REN tea)?
go here;
http://www.nutrition.com.sg/do/hbeverage...
Can Yankees Fans Really Convert to Red Sox Fans?
NEW YORK YANKEES TO BOSTON RED SOX FAN CONVERSION APPLICATION
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Please take a few moment s to fill out the conversion form below to help us
get to know you better and prescribe any required counseling to recover from
your previous fan experience.
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1. Please select your favorite recent Yankee new player acquisition:
[ } Roger Clemens $20 million, six wins, one groin pull
[ ] Alex Rodriquez $92 million, no title, Ha!
[ ] Derek Jeter $123 million since last won world series
[ ] Jason Giambi $91 million, no title, lots of roid sweat
[ ] Carl Pavano $27 million, five wins
2. . Which of the following would you most like to see as the most played
YES Network "Great Moments in Yankee History" film clip in 2008:
[ ] Rivera's "shocking" blown save in Game 4, 2004
[ ] Rivera's "shocking" blown save in Game 5, 2004
[ ] The awesome wild card clincher celebration
[ ] Wang getting hammered in Game 1
[ ] Wang getting hammered in Game 2
[ ] Jeter's first GIDP
[ ] Jeter's second GIDP
[ ] Jeter's third GIDP
3.. Please indicate the last book you read:
[ ] Someday, in my lifetime, the Yankees will get to the LCS
[ ] Suicide Hotline - It's not just for Cubs' fans anymore
[ ] The Heimlich Maneuver -- What to do when choking
4. Which recent Yankees personnel move did you enjoy most:
[ ] Not winning the posting for Matsuzaka
[ ] Winning the posting for Kei Igawa
5. Which following designation best describes Derek Jeter's performance in
this year's ALDS:
[ ] Captain Intangibles
[ ] Captain GIDP
[ ] Captain %26amp; Tenille
6. Please choose your favorite movie:
[ ] Anger Management
[ ] Hunt for Red October
[ ] Damned Yankees
[ ] Still We Believe
7. Finish this sentence: "Alex Rodriquez is
a. overrated
b. overpaid
c. over
8. . Select the most vociferous, stupid, and annoying Yankee fan:
[ ] W ashed up "comic" hack and Yanks personal ballwasher Billy Crystal
[ ] Front-running celebrity phony Jack Nicholson
[ ] Tim McCarver
9 . Are you ready to admit that:
a. Ted Williams was better than Joe DiMaggio?
b. Carlton Fisk was better than Thurman Munson?
c. Even Manny Ramirez is faster than Bernie Williams?
d. Reggie Jackson was a better outfielder than Matsui?
e. Derek Jeter has less range than a kumquat
f. No self-respecting parasite would invade Jason Giambi?
10. Please indicate your favorite moments in Yankee history: (Check all
that apply):
[ ] Alex Rodriquez is traded to the Yankees
[ ] Don Mattingly never wins a World Series
[ ] The Yankees let Clemens get away
[ ] The Yankees get Clemens back
[ ] Giambi's steroid abuse causes his body to collapse like a screen
door in a hurri cane.
[ ] The bugs eat Joba
11 . Have you experienced any of the following after the embarras sing four
game collapse? (Check all that apply)
[ ] Headache
[ ] Uncontrolled Anger
[ ] Heartache
[ ] Holes punched in doors or walls
[ ] Nausea
[ ] Smashed TV screens
[ ] Depression and Broken Dreams
[ ] Avoided Red Sox fans for days or weeks
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Can Yankees Fans Really Convert to Red Sox Fans?
As a Yankee fan I gotta admit some of that was pretty funny. However, you have WAY too much time on your hands and about 20 more championships to go before you can talk like that. Red Sux fans think they are on top of the world because they win a couple World Series. LOL Winning a couple in 4 years is nothing. Try winning 3 or more in a row first. But hey... it's ok. You gotta learn to crawl before you can walk. But if you ever need to know how it's done, just take a look at the pinstripes because you wont find a better example anywhere. You gotta really be into S%26amp;M to be a Red Sux fan. Pain feels good huh? Sicko.
Reply:I'm not a Red Sox fan or a Yankees fan but this is hilarious and very creative rotflmao.
Reply:as im sure you've realized, being a yankee fan is something you are born as. you cant change how you are born, especially to a bosox fan. it just cant be done.
and i have news for you. no one cares about dates, stats or any other cr@p like that. the only numbers that matter are:
26%26gt;7.
and do u remember the last time the yanks has to wait 20, let alone 86 years for ONE RING?????? thats right, never.
Reply:Boston fan's you really do have toooo much time on your hands,, This same posting was posted 2 day's ago!
Reply:I have to give you credit for being very inventive. Its funny I'll give you that. But you know as a Resox fan there is no substitute, Those who are Yankee fans, like myself, bleed pinstripes.
Redsoxgirl what a classy woman you are.
Reply:Wow 2 World Series titles in 90 years and all of a sudden the Red Sux are the greatest team in history. Oh yeah are they going to give honorary WS rings to Fisk, Yaz, and Ted Williams' family( who knows maybe they can freeze the rings too. If I can survive the early 90's this period is cake. So take you're little form and shove somewhere uncomfortable, and I'm not talking the back of a Volkswagen.
Reply:who cares
show me something better on TV
Reply:Hello, this was listed on yahoo answers at least once before... it's old already...
Reply:boy, if my team won the world series, i certainly wouldn't care or think about another team. unless, my hatred was really love. have you sought professional help to allow you to see what is so obvious?
Reply:LMAO.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA... THAT WAS AWESOME......you know what's better though....seeing all the Yankee fans get so upset.....i mean for years they have been jeering us as losers, and now that we have won a couple and are happy.....cause really....who cares if we win 20 more.....we're CURRENTLY better than the spankees and that is all theat we care about....but the spankee fans are so upset that we are enjoying our seasons in the sun...they are POOR LOSERS....no matter how you slice it.....we sox fans....we are take our losses in stride....we hurt when we lose, but we don't whine and moan, and piss and cry when things don't go our way....so to all you yankee fans out there.....just keep eating that humble pie and SHUT THE HELL UP.....LOL
Reply:Nope being a Yankee fan is in the blood.......Just like i assume its the same for Red Sox fans its in their blood.....You should always remain loyal to your team no matter what happens.....There are far to many bandwagon fans around the league don't need them polluting the Yankee Red Sox rival!!!
Reply:I am a Yankee fan for life!! That means, as any Red Sox fan should know taking the good with the bad, the lean times and the unfunny jokes. I will never switch my loyalties no matter how many rings any other team wins, by the way, I think the Yankees still have the MOST World Series victories. I will be patient because we will be back in the high life again. Thurman is my man!
Reply:LOL! Brilliant! I love this...I'm emailing it to all my acquaintances who are Yankee fans :)
Oh and Michael, C-Note and Tony G....keep sucking on that Yankee tit.
Why thank you Ozgard...I feel I am a very classy woman.
Reply:No, they can't. Being a Yankee Fan is something you ARE, not something you DO. And you've put up this moronic application before, and it wasn't funny the first time. I had hoped that winning every once in a while would make Red Sox fans smarter. My hope was not realized.
Reply:That made me lol.
Reply:I passed that around myself last week! It is pretty funny but, to answer your question, NO WAY! I honestly don't think a fan of either team could ever convert to the other. There has been too much water under the bridge for that. We may have respect for players or coaches but, never would we be able to be a fan of the other team.
Reply:this is 1 funny @ss thing you got here. redsox rule and yankees suck.. and now theyll suck ever more because joe Torre is gone along with some of their good players like posada and maybe rivera and arod and i think more of their players are gone just because Torre left and alot of their success came from torre so you yankees are screwed
Reply:Very creative and I give you a thumbs up for your effort. Hence, once a Yankee fan always a Yankee fan. If I may make a suggestion, an amendment page would be in order describing the George Steinbrenner egotistical rampage that drove the Yankees to this point.
From a Red Sox perspective you can only hope that management has learned a great deal from observing the Yankee meltdown. Lesson learned as not to repeat the same mistakes.
This day was inevitable. Sooner or later the money (greed) takes over and the consequence of that mindset has now put the Yankees in a no win situation.
Reply:lol @ The bugs eat Joba.
I tell ya, when he gets traded to the Marlins in exchange for Robert Andino, the oppressive south Florida humidity gives those bugs the perfect backdrop to further torment Chamberlain on a daily basis.
Welcome to Miami, keed.
Reply:you have way to much time on your hands. winning 2 world series in 4 years is nothing. try winning 3 in a row. then we'll talk. don't think your hot s**t just because you win 2 world series. I hate f****n red sox fans. they drive me crazy. you will never be as good as the yankees. Ya we are going through some tough times but so have you for the past 90 years. So get your facts before you start saying s**t. Have Big papi hit you another game winner. he is the only good player on your team that is worth something. Ramirez is the worst fielder in all of baseball. One last thing remember when we swept you 5 games last season at Fenway oh yeah red sox fans have short term memory loss and can't remember anything due to the past 90 years of dreadful baseball.
Reply:NO!!!!!!!!! the sox deserved to win but they are still not the yankees.Red Sox fans still suck! Say what you want. Do your homework on why the red sox did not win a world championship for 86 years. Please dont blame Babe Ruth.. A-rod is the 07 MVP. Not Manny, big papi, A-rod is a jerk for leaving the yanks-yes. BY the way, How many world series rings ted williams owns or carlton fisk. Still a Yankee fan, Always. Check your list on what team was the to sign up a black player? Thats right, The Boston Red Sox...1959.
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As a Yankee fan I gotta admit some of that was pretty funny. However, you have WAY too much time on your hands and about 20 more championships to go before you can talk like that. Red Sux fans think they are on top of the world because they win a couple World Series. LOL Winning a couple in 4 years is nothing. Try winning 3 or more in a row first. But hey... it's ok. You gotta learn to crawl before you can walk. But if you ever need to know how it's done, just take a look at the pinstripes because you wont find a better example anywhere. You gotta really be into S%26amp;M to be a Red Sux fan. Pain feels good huh? Sicko.
Reply:I'm not a Red Sox fan or a Yankees fan but this is hilarious and very creative rotflmao.
Reply:as im sure you've realized, being a yankee fan is something you are born as. you cant change how you are born, especially to a bosox fan. it just cant be done.
and i have news for you. no one cares about dates, stats or any other cr@p like that. the only numbers that matter are:
26%26gt;7.
and do u remember the last time the yanks has to wait 20, let alone 86 years for ONE RING?????? thats right, never.
Reply:Boston fan's you really do have toooo much time on your hands,, This same posting was posted 2 day's ago!
Reply:I have to give you credit for being very inventive. Its funny I'll give you that. But you know as a Resox fan there is no substitute, Those who are Yankee fans, like myself, bleed pinstripes.
Redsoxgirl what a classy woman you are.
Reply:Wow 2 World Series titles in 90 years and all of a sudden the Red Sux are the greatest team in history. Oh yeah are they going to give honorary WS rings to Fisk, Yaz, and Ted Williams' family( who knows maybe they can freeze the rings too. If I can survive the early 90's this period is cake. So take you're little form and shove somewhere uncomfortable, and I'm not talking the back of a Volkswagen.
Reply:who cares
show me something better on TV
Reply:Hello, this was listed on yahoo answers at least once before... it's old already...
Reply:boy, if my team won the world series, i certainly wouldn't care or think about another team. unless, my hatred was really love. have you sought professional help to allow you to see what is so obvious?
Reply:LMAO.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA... THAT WAS AWESOME......you know what's better though....seeing all the Yankee fans get so upset.....i mean for years they have been jeering us as losers, and now that we have won a couple and are happy.....cause really....who cares if we win 20 more.....we're CURRENTLY better than the spankees and that is all theat we care about....but the spankee fans are so upset that we are enjoying our seasons in the sun...they are POOR LOSERS....no matter how you slice it.....we sox fans....we are take our losses in stride....we hurt when we lose, but we don't whine and moan, and piss and cry when things don't go our way....so to all you yankee fans out there.....just keep eating that humble pie and SHUT THE HELL UP.....LOL
Reply:Nope being a Yankee fan is in the blood.......Just like i assume its the same for Red Sox fans its in their blood.....You should always remain loyal to your team no matter what happens.....There are far to many bandwagon fans around the league don't need them polluting the Yankee Red Sox rival!!!
Reply:I am a Yankee fan for life!! That means, as any Red Sox fan should know taking the good with the bad, the lean times and the unfunny jokes. I will never switch my loyalties no matter how many rings any other team wins, by the way, I think the Yankees still have the MOST World Series victories. I will be patient because we will be back in the high life again. Thurman is my man!
Reply:LOL! Brilliant! I love this...I'm emailing it to all my acquaintances who are Yankee fans :)
Oh and Michael, C-Note and Tony G....keep sucking on that Yankee tit.
Why thank you Ozgard...I feel I am a very classy woman.
Reply:No, they can't. Being a Yankee Fan is something you ARE, not something you DO. And you've put up this moronic application before, and it wasn't funny the first time. I had hoped that winning every once in a while would make Red Sox fans smarter. My hope was not realized.
Reply:That made me lol.
Reply:I passed that around myself last week! It is pretty funny but, to answer your question, NO WAY! I honestly don't think a fan of either team could ever convert to the other. There has been too much water under the bridge for that. We may have respect for players or coaches but, never would we be able to be a fan of the other team.
Reply:this is 1 funny @ss thing you got here. redsox rule and yankees suck.. and now theyll suck ever more because joe Torre is gone along with some of their good players like posada and maybe rivera and arod and i think more of their players are gone just because Torre left and alot of their success came from torre so you yankees are screwed
Reply:Very creative and I give you a thumbs up for your effort. Hence, once a Yankee fan always a Yankee fan. If I may make a suggestion, an amendment page would be in order describing the George Steinbrenner egotistical rampage that drove the Yankees to this point.
From a Red Sox perspective you can only hope that management has learned a great deal from observing the Yankee meltdown. Lesson learned as not to repeat the same mistakes.
This day was inevitable. Sooner or later the money (greed) takes over and the consequence of that mindset has now put the Yankees in a no win situation.
Reply:lol @ The bugs eat Joba.
I tell ya, when he gets traded to the Marlins in exchange for Robert Andino, the oppressive south Florida humidity gives those bugs the perfect backdrop to further torment Chamberlain on a daily basis.
Welcome to Miami, keed.
Reply:you have way to much time on your hands. winning 2 world series in 4 years is nothing. try winning 3 in a row. then we'll talk. don't think your hot s**t just because you win 2 world series. I hate f****n red sox fans. they drive me crazy. you will never be as good as the yankees. Ya we are going through some tough times but so have you for the past 90 years. So get your facts before you start saying s**t. Have Big papi hit you another game winner. he is the only good player on your team that is worth something. Ramirez is the worst fielder in all of baseball. One last thing remember when we swept you 5 games last season at Fenway oh yeah red sox fans have short term memory loss and can't remember anything due to the past 90 years of dreadful baseball.
Reply:NO!!!!!!!!! the sox deserved to win but they are still not the yankees.Red Sox fans still suck! Say what you want. Do your homework on why the red sox did not win a world championship for 86 years. Please dont blame Babe Ruth.. A-rod is the 07 MVP. Not Manny, big papi, A-rod is a jerk for leaving the yanks-yes. BY the way, How many world series rings ted williams owns or carlton fisk. Still a Yankee fan, Always. Check your list on what team was the to sign up a black player? Thats right, The Boston Red Sox...1959.
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