If I had a melon stand, would you come pick some up?

Make sure to squeeze first, it's a must for getting the good ones!





Poll: papaya or kumquat?

If I had a melon stand, would you come pick some up?
Oh yes I'll need a good feel once Red has finished .





Papaya .
Reply:Of course Papaya
Reply:Sure why not.


Papaya is best.
Reply:Boobies, I have found to get the proper texture, you must sqeeze both melons equally ; )
Reply:confuuuuuuuused what are you asking.





i never thought id say this cuz its annoying but "ask a question son"
Reply:Of course, I love melons that are firm.
Reply:certainly would , you have some great melons
Reply:i would like to place an order for two casaba melons, please
Reply:Is the pope a catholic?! Of course I would. I'd sleep outside all night and wait for you to open your frontage and then I'd just dive right in like a kid in a candy store! I'd squeeze them, run my hands all over them and shake them about a bit to check for juice!


And when I got them home I'd use my chopper to explore them further until I was covered in torrents of juice and seed!


(So, in short, of course I'd come ... I'd walk a million miles for your melons or kumquats or perfect pink papaya.....)
Reply:hahahaha i just think it's funny you're asking about a melon stand and your name is BOOBIES!
Reply:MmmmMmm.... papaya!
Reply:Sure I'll support u
Reply:I thought you were supposed to tap melons to see if they are ripe.





papaya I guess all though I prefer honeydew.
Reply:Yes, I love to squeeze the melons and sniff for flavor.
Reply:I would pick two of your best melons after thoroughly squeezing them to ensure firmness...
Reply:yes, only if you had your man selling diet pepsi and slimfast.


AND if it was down town,


well if you were there IT would be my worst dream.
Reply:Only cantalope
Reply:But of course.





Papaya, please.
Reply:Sure, it's been a while since I enjoyed a nice honeydew. But never try to whisk one away for love and marriage, because it's a sad but true fact that melons cantaloupe.








Poll: Neither. Got kiwi fruit?
Reply:kumquat





yes I would get some and I would squeeze them all nice and firmly so I got a good one
Reply:i love melons so yes i would pick them up at your stand and give them a very firm squeeze in order to find the most rip


and sweetest
Reply:Sure and smell them too. Cantaloupe is the best for smell and size.
Reply:Depends on how firm and juicy they are.


Kumquat FTW
Reply:I bet I'll have me some melons in no time at all and some cherries and heck maybe even a ballerina and some goats...





Kumquat....I love making marmalade.
Reply:Omg!


Melons?


=D


I


Love


Melons.
Reply:No, I just squeezing the melons to see if thye are ripe





Papaya for me!
Reply:It might take me a while to check out your melons, I hope you dont mind me feeling them for a while.