Monday, November 16, 2009

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. What if it gives you kumquats?

...then you're in a jam...





Sorry. Couldn't resist.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. What if it gives you kumquats?
If it gives you kumquats you throw them at other people.
Reply:Make kumquat marmelade.
Reply:Jam Baby. Make Jam.
Reply:Use them to pelt the guy with the lemons and take his lemonade...
Reply:consider yourself lucky,


they're sweeter than lemons and you have more options.
Reply:Trade them for lemons.
Reply:make jelly
Reply:Did anyone say make kumquatade?
Reply:Work hard, buy lemonade mix, and give the kumquats to the needy.





Advance yourself. Work harder, buy chocolate milk and scotch, and start a kumquat fruit processing plant to feed the needy.
Reply:My husband called me his little Kumquat when we were dating. Maybe get married?
Reply:Make jelly and shake it!
Reply:Open a fruit stand!
Reply:ferment them and make kumquat wine.


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