Why are women like pianos, and if watermelons are full of water, what are kumquats full of??

Cause if they're not upright, they're grand...

Why are women like pianos, and if watermelons are full of water, what are kumquats full of??
is it because men play us all the time??!!! lol





*thinks hard* I would say kum for the 'kumquats' question .... what is kum, I asked Papa smurf and he said he would show me when all the other smurfs have gone to sleep, but now I am curious .............





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Reply:what makes you think us women are like pianos?


kumquats are a plum size orange-like fruit, used in preservers. so i suppose they would be full of juice?
Reply:because we are elegant ans beautiful (:





kumquats are full of orange juice!! xD
Reply:Scunthorpe
Reply:diddly
Reply:Holy crappies they are nice and juicy?
Reply:when their not upright their grand.
Reply:good one
Reply:because men r stupid
Reply:i don't know what that is.